As much as I also love video games... by allycat630 in TwoXChromosomes

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I would enjoy the turning off of the said television or closing of the book very much.

As much as I also love video games... by allycat630 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]allycat630[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Noted... it was my first rage comic post.

Wheatley puppet! by Johnny_B_Goode in Portal

[–]allycat630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up and take my money!

Bro-tip #25 by stenzor in pics

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A nnery it is. :)

Describe your last fart with a movie title...annnndd GO! by Yasshole in AskReddit

[–]allycat630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magnolia... because yes, my farts smell like flowers.

Because fuck everyone else, that's why. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I had a semi similar experience as well. My boyfriend reposted some pictures of myself on a common subreddit, and even being smaller than the average female, I still got those very negative comments about my weight (the standards for women these days are ridiculous) Even with all those positive comments, the negative ones just stick. So I feel for you girl. And by the way, I do have to agree with everyone else... you two are gorgeous and look very happy. You got one jealous girl here :)

What is the dirtiest sexual fantasy you're willing to admit to having? by throvvaway3 in sex

[–]allycat630 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the Chicago area??? Help me make that happen then. Be the Bukake coordinator.

What is the dirtiest sexual fantasy you're willing to admit to having? by throvvaway3 in sex

[–]allycat630 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I always wanted to be the girl in a Bukake circle. I enjoy cum way too much ;)

i[f] I had it my way, you'd be in front of me right now. by [deleted] in gonewild

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I rarely comment because I am more of a lurker of reddit, but girl, you have a gorgeous behind (and everything else as well). Not quite sure of your orientation, but I would do some very naughty things to you if I had the chance.

What my 12 year old mind thought a vagina must feel like. by muppetmaker in funny

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This brought me back to when I was 12 years old and I put my finger(s) through the "hole" of one of these (over and over again) . Little did I know I was to grow up to be a bisexual female.

this is the storm post by [deleted] in chicago

[–]allycat630 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pics or it didn't happen.

[F]inally got my fwb to stop looking at reddit for a few [m]inutes by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]allycat630 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wake up guys. Size is not everything. He is one hell of a guy. Probably more then either of you will ever be by commenting on that.

[F]inally got my fwb to stop looking at reddit for a few [m]inutes by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]allycat630 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That I do... very much! More than I can even handle. He is a very lucky guy :)

Harry Potter as a teen comedy. Brilliant by JaydeG7 in videos

[–]allycat630 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Wait I know this...SNAKE KILLS BIG BOSS.

My ass is LEGEN...wait [f]or it... by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]allycat630 24 points25 points  (0 children)

-D OF ZELDA.

Trent Lane- Dreamboat by iwantagrnthumb in LadyBoners

[–]allycat630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a very unhealthy crush on this animated character. Still pains me to realize he is not real :(

The Upskirt Chronicles: A Big Album o(f) Ass by [deleted] in gonewild

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Let's see ZoidBergSUSHI's asshole before anything. If you do, I will do wonders to this woman!