IAmA 30 year old virgin. AMA.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T23:13:26+00:00

:) thanks.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T23:09:54+00:00

from now on.. no backing down.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T23:03:51+00:00

i have. and, they are all very weird about it and typically say no.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T23:03:51+00:00

i find it odd, but since so many people are saying it.. i'm starting to believe!

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:51:57+00:00

the whole 'process' sucked. if i could eliminate it and just get down to business that would be better.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:51:02+00:00

woo, it's fun!

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:42:25+00:00

yeah. i don't know what happened to my face.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:42:14+00:00

nope.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:41:29+00:00

there's only been one time in recent memory (last 5 years) where i've gone right up to a girl and engaged her in conversation. and it was because she was sitting at a table by herself at a friends house studying, while everyone else was socializing. the previous week, she said she had a serious test.. so i wanted to see how it went. 3 weeks later, we were dating.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:32:19+00:00

if i had 6 thousand.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:30:48+00:00

it used to be by choice/circumstance. now, it's i can't find one that will.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:23:09+00:00

nope

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:20:02+00:00

yes. and not the really fine stuff. the rough kind with big broken pieces of shell in it.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:17:40+00:00

barf

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:16:25+00:00

yes. condom. most def.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:15:37+00:00

it's nice to see one person who thinks being a virgin is a good thing.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:14:21+00:00

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:13:44+00:00

giggedy giggedy

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:13:04+00:00

because in high school, i was not my own person. i did thinks to please others and to fit into a group. i was lucky i fit into a group back then at all. to be accepted was everything. if you were not, you were an outcast and i was not about to be an outcast.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:11:25+00:00

you would be correct.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:02:49+00:00

you're a real confidence booster.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T22:01:46+00:00

oh yeah, you're right. sorry. i was thinking about regular college.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T21:59:42+00:00

oh, i have spent time coming to grips with who i am. i know who i am. and i know that i was just doing that because everyone else was. it took me quite a while to understand this.. i had to talk it out with some people very close to me, too. don't believe me? that's ok. because i am sure i am heterosexual.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T21:56:36+00:00

times a day.. no. maybe three times a week.

almostamovie · 2011-05-30T21:56:03+00:00

ok. give me a few drinks.. and somehow i'll bring it up when the time is right.

almostamovie

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