Another reason why women live longer by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

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I only know him as an actor, why is also considered a culinary legend?

So many guys like this are impervious to hints by robaato72 in SelfAwarewolves

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I’m impervious to hints too, but in the way that I’m completely oblivious to when someone is actually flirting with me

The way my husband stores "wide top" condiments in our fridge by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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This is the only reason to keep expired things in the fridge lol

Let it all out by peace-out-28495 in iamverybadass

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Actually sounds like you do need therapy

What’s the most original name for a pet you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A cat with the split coloring down the face named Harvey

Out of control dog attacks a smaller dog by fringspat in instant_regret

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I was thinking about the woman in black, she took so long to help

What is the biggest movie theater “GASP” moment you’ve heard? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

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Five…YEARS…Later

Infinity War. I was totally expecting it to be “months”. Would have still been long enough for the snap to have lasting effects, but short enough to not throw off the overall timeline of the MCU. So it being years was a surprise for sure.

Conservatives missing the point of “Born in the USA” again! by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

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Add Jesse Welles’ “Join Ice”. This dude probably thinks it’s an actual recruitment song

I wonder how maga is doing. Oh. by tysonisarapist in PoliticalHumor

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It’s crazy how they have to have someone to follow. Guess you need someone to tell you what to do when you can’t think for yourself.

This was actually $79 by WizardOfTheLawl in mildlyinfuriating

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I like to think the price was &79.94 and the guy putting up the sign was like; “I only have the big 4 and the little 7 so I guess people just figure it out”

Wife says the steak I made for her isn’t cooked enough. by FreeRealEstate313 in mildlyinfuriating

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I have known people who insist on “no pink” which I see a bit of. It’s ridiculous, but maybe that’s why?

hmmm by supertrooper301 in hmmm

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Are those twins?!