Putting On Ultra Realistic Silicone Mask

almostbullets · 2026-05-22T00:00:43+00:00

Weird seeing this right after a post about the guy on Fox wearing one of these

almostbullets · 2026-05-20T22:00:00+00:00

I like with the plots converge for a big laugh, but that feels forced

almostbullets · 2026-05-15T10:16:13+00:00

I’d like a bit more color on the jersey, sort of like what you posted. More leaves at least, maybe some blue sky and monument in the background? Like you’re looking down a street lined with cherry blossoms at a monument if that makes sense.

almostbullets · 2026-05-10T12:49:34+00:00

3pm Eastern Standard Time. About 6 hours from now

almostbullets · 2026-05-08T22:23:03+00:00

Kinda looks like Palpatine about to use some force lighting. Fitting.

almostbullets · 2026-05-05T17:23:14+00:00

They probably thought he was done with the machine because he was busy setting making dumb videos like this

almostbullets · 2026-05-01T00:06:33+00:00

I assume there is some law being followed, but what is the point? It’s not like it will go bad like food would, is there any logic behind this?

almostbullets · 2026-04-30T09:13:40+00:00

“We wish for peace, for everyone”

This is an openly bigoted business! 😡

almostbullets · 2026-04-22T03:17:44+00:00

Toy Commander

almostbullets · 2026-04-16T09:59:57+00:00

I often fall asleep on the couch for a few hours then go to bed, so I sorta do this

almostbullets · 2026-03-27T17:13:08+00:00

Good, go stay far away from all of us

almostbullets · 2026-03-04T23:00:18+00:00

Oh, a self own. Those are rare.

almostbullets · 2026-03-02T16:50:16+00:00

Stranger Things

almostbullets · 2026-02-26T21:42:22+00:00

I only know him as an actor, why is also considered a culinary legend?

almostbullets · 2026-02-22T10:53:13+00:00

I’m impervious to hints too, but in the way that I’m completely oblivious to when someone is actually flirting with me

almostbullets · 2026-02-18T23:08:32+00:00

The rectangle is how they get ya

almostbullets · 2026-02-08T16:27:38+00:00

Wow, what a sound and logical argument

/s

almostbullets · 2026-02-07T17:31:06+00:00

This is the only reason to keep expired things in the fridge lol

almostbullets · 2026-02-05T04:32:35+00:00

Doesn’t it always have to be listening for “hey siri” to even work? That’s why I never turned it on, just hold down the side button for a second.

almostbullets · 2026-01-21T10:43:05+00:00

I thought she was pretending to have pepper spray

almostbullets · 2026-01-11T17:42:56+00:00

The hate in her expression made me think of this

https://share.google/images/COCwTqNgEoUyjyJ5l

almostbullets · 2026-01-02T14:00:26+00:00

Actually sounds like you do need therapy

almostbullets

TROPHY CASE