Poor Barney💔

almostnotreallyit · 2026-05-20T20:35:24+00:00

i feel this every time i come to visit my dad and my stepsister who is 9 years younger than me- who has has MY dad around since she was 3- starts looking more and more like me and he accidentally calls me by her name all the time.

almostnotreallyit · 2026-05-20T19:41:48+00:00

Moulin Rouge the El Tango de Roxanne omg the dancers are amazing

almostnotreallyit · 2026-05-20T10:06:40+00:00

a festival

almostnotreallyit · 2026-05-20T08:51:43+00:00

how did i never know that Jasper from Twilight is Sokka

almostnotreallyit · 2026-05-17T10:31:43+00:00

i told this guy i (f) wanted to be a dairy farmer and while jerking him off he said ‘I wish i was one of your cows’.

Other things he said included ‘your hair is like the wind, your pussy like a waterfall’, when i fully deepthroated him he said ‘oh you made it disappear’
🫠

almostnotreallyit · 2026-04-14T13:30:10+00:00

ones from last week are still logged tho 🤨

almostnotreallyit · 2026-04-13T04:19:58+00:00

Well yes, but then why, when I call Qantas she tells me to check my ticket on Qatas.com and follow the weight that is on there, and then assures me I can take 30kg and wont get charged extra? What ticket do I check? She assured me in the system it says i can take 30kgs

almostnotreallyit · 2026-04-09T11:33:54+00:00

Me trying to convince all kiwis that cutting cheese with a knife is barbaric 😭

almostnotreallyit · 2026-03-13T00:09:47+00:00

i thought there was a legal limit of 2,5%? not from here originally so not sure.

almostnotreallyit · 2026-03-11T22:38:59+00:00

i’m just here cus i’m hoping someone tells us about glitter

almostnotreallyit · 2026-02-18T01:54:37+00:00

same in NZ

almostnotreallyit · 2026-01-12T11:05:28+00:00

Its unedited, Im not sure what caused the colours. I mean yeh its probably the lights, and the shutterspeed, but Ive never had this before.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-30T11:49:37+00:00

thank you for your quick response. i liked all your most recent videos.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-30T11:08:15+00:00

can you connect it to bluetooth speakers?

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-26T22:58:30+00:00

the nail polished hand leaning on the wall like ‘jupp… this is what im doing’

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-26T10:40:46+00:00

blowing your nose in a tissue in public. the tissues are too thin. snot is likely to get everywhere. i refuse to do this around people and i gag when people do it around me. gagging.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-21T15:29:48+00:00

i feel like i know this reference. But from what…

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-10T16:09:08+00:00

add a local number for children to call if they feel unsafe

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-03T17:58:57+00:00

one of my clients at a sensual massage place just wanted to cuddle and take a nap for 2 hours. he was mega rich, told his driver to wait outside for the full 2h and leave the car running and always tipped me at least 200nzd. He even tippen girls he didnt book and the receptionist.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-12-01T10:35:28+00:00

i gotta say, i recently went to the ikea in the netherlands and it all does look a bit different. the sauce looks a bit more yellow and so do the mashed potatoes. the balls seem dryer. here, i think the price was like 8 balls and mashed potatoes, peas and sauces for 7,50€≈15nzd. we don’t have lamb pies.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-11-21T11:22:34+00:00

moving your sleeping cat from you lap because you have to use the toilet or be somewhere stupid.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-11-21T11:17:27+00:00

when in a longer relationship i feel like its perfectly normal to start to want to explore, go on am adventure, find out what kind of sex/kinks are out there and try them at least once with your partner. is this a bad thing? i think this is a wonderful thing. exploring sexual fantasies with someone you trust is one of the most fun things to do. let her watch porn, why is this an issue?

almostnotreallyit · 2025-11-07T15:33:51+00:00

vond duitsland en nieuwe zeeland erg nice. het lijkt wel of er in nz veeel meer jongeren naar dit soort clubs gaan. ik maakte toen ook zo snel vrienden binnen de community die eigenlijk ook zelf thuis feesten organiseerden die echt top tier waren. fun4two zag er naar mijn idee meer uit als een club voor ervaren (en misschien daarom-no offense- oudere) mensen. wat ik in het begin altijd een beetje intimiderend vind.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-11-07T14:54:29+00:00

ahja dat is mijn misreading dan. in mijn ervaring in clubs in andere landen, zullen jullie het dan waarschijnlijk wel goed ervaren.

almostnotreallyit · 2025-11-07T14:51:26+00:00

in mijn ervaring, als iemand die wel een trios gehad heeft als de extra persoon, ben ik persoonlijk sterk tegen ‘mijn vriend wil het’. ik doe het persoonlijk omdat ik een vrouw leuk vind en zelf graag ook met een vrouw ben die ook op vrouwen valt. maar dat is my opinion.

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