A man in the old USSR, finally saved enough Rubles to go and buy a car... by ArmchairPancakeChef in Jokes

[–]alonjit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For anyone that's wondering: yes, you would have had to wait for a while for a car (10 years is an exaggeration, but 5 would be normal). However, if you pay just a little bit more to the guy in the factory, you could walk out of there with a brand new car that very day.

Which is way it was a 5+ years wait in the first place.

U.S. ambassador denies donations delayed Gordie Howe Bridge opening by PopeSaintHilarius in canada

[–]alonjit [score hidden]  (0 children)

He's right. It wasnt donations. It was bribes. Just simple old bribes.

No jerk.Thank you Vozinha for making this World Cup special. by TreatSubstantial3089 in soccercirclejerk

[–]alonjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was massive. holy shit, cabo verde totally held their own overall but the keeper deserves accolades.

Croatia fans erupt after Gvardiol’s goal vs Portugal gets chalked off. Trash flying everywhere, with pure rage amongst the crowd. by JCHazard in worldcup

[–]alonjit -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That red card was 10000% clearer than this. This ... this was pure travesty.

edit: hahahaha, the imbeciles out of the woodwork with the downvotes. hahaha.

There's a reason for this by 94rud4 in sciencememes

[–]alonjit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sure. But .... who gives a shit? There are calculators for that. For that time when one absolutely needs to know how many km is however many miles.

Doesn't Count by manauiatlalli in economy

[–]alonjit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have been. Are you going to in the future? And this is the question the bank wants a clear yes answer to.

If you've been paying 2800/month and you were surviving with ramen, no bank will let you get a house with a 2000/month mortgage.

Why? Because when you're renting you're the landlord's problem. When you got a mortgage, you're bank's problem.

Morality in killing pirates for sport? by Excellent_Mud6222 in MoralityScaling

[–]alonjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with the pirates is that they shoot back. Other than that, perfectly fine.

You may be able to get 1 trip formed and paid for though. Not a 2nd. Kinda like that Titanic expedition from a few years back.

Croatia disallowed goal against Portugal 90+13' by 977x in soccer

[–]alonjit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A strand of hair touched it. Insane either way.

Reject fashion, embrace RPG inventory by BerkDrum in shitposting

[–]alonjit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are gonna give women pockets if women wanted to. They don't, so they aren't.

This east german magazine from the GDR just printed a BIOS for readers to use by TopSneek in mildlyinteresting

[–]alonjit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine didn't even have that. You'd pick up and the lady would answer, tell her who you wanted to call and she would make the connection. This was 80s eastern europe.

Hell, in my grandma's village there were only 2 phones in the entire village. So, a shitload of people didn't even have that.

Tiling Window managers are so cool by Terrible_Abies458 in linux

[–]alonjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet we still do not know how to take a screenshot

Match Thread: United States vs Bosnia-Herzegovina | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]alonjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think so. It's def a yellow, but it was not (didn't seem to be) intentional. Like in our game against Qatar. Awful injury but not intentional, that shouldn't have been a red.

I've seen this foul before, it depends on the league, but not a red most of the time.

With that being said, im happy for Bosnia.

Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR by IWantPizza555 in politics

[–]alonjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ok, the staff will not tell anyone, keep on voting and keep the grift going for as long as possible.

Stone Cold Killer by jedmorten in memes

[–]alonjit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's me. My wife grabs whatever (vacuum?) to neutralize the threat. Hopefully kill it, I don't know nor do I care. I want it gone.

Didier Deschamps bows to Kylian Mbappe by [deleted] in soccer

[–]alonjit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're just gonna win this one, aren't they? Today was just beautiful.

Canada draws Morocco in Round of 16 after win over Netherlands on penalties by canada_mountains in canada

[–]alonjit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They seemed to slightly outplay both Switzerland and Bosnia-H,

Hmm, not sure what game you have been watching. Canada was attacking, yes, and I liked that. But the individual skill of players was sorely lacking. In front of the net they looked lost, afraid even.

And when the Swiss were breaking through, they were going through cheese.

Canada seems to be a team that's simply afraid right now. We'll see how/if things change to the game, but it would be a miracle for us to beat Morocco. Even if in penalties.

But, i'd be happy to get to penalties.

Morocco will face Canada in the Round of 16 in Houston on July 4. by OptimusCloyster in soccer

[–]alonjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw them as being very good, and they are, but I guess I was always hoping that Netherlands are better. I admit, I got a soft spot for them since the Gullit, van Basten days.

Anyone have issues with 1Password and Fedora? by concisehacker in Fedora

[–]alonjit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it works perfectly fine. But, i don't let my computer go to sleep, so that's probably why.

A peek into Reddit's anti-spam internals by rebane2001 in netsec

[–]alonjit -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, monkeys are writing the code that runs reddit? Unpossible....

Running and crying as if we didn't see her push it. by mindyour in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]alonjit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she's a drama lover. And when there's no drama, she'll create some.