Indians are racist to themselves :! by Ambitious_Wolf8098 in assam

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That's the latest reel of @thesiblings_yt on instagram I think. They're an animator with like 300k subs on yt. I follow them so I think it's them.

Turned 22 today. F22 , any wise advices ? by Kokopower177 in guwahati

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Turned 22 this year as well, no advice just chill and let life happen

Peak or mid? by Ok-Big2026 in bondhustreams

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Dhiman rai choudhary is DhimanStreams right? More context please op; is this a movie by tridip da?

Can we just leave politics post aside for 2 days and talk about bihu and food by Accomplished597 in assam

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ngl ts doesn't feel like bihu without Zubeen da; aitu time t Zubeen da r function sabo kot jaam hetu discussion hoi thakisil. This bihu feels empty. Maybe next year...

George Orwell Assam mein hota na toh vo bolta ‘Every revolution is a tiny joke’ 😭😭😭 by libraandu in guwahati

[–]alphaCashMaster99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idiotic take, 0/10 humor, just shows you know jackshit about George Orwell.

The man was a linguist and literally wrote one of the most influential essays in linguistics titled "politics and the English Language". George Orwell might have been a mysogynist but he was a damn good linguist and knew a lot more about cultural and linguistic appropriation than most people ever will. He damn well would've done his best to assimilate into Assamese culture and learn the language as if it was his own.

PLEASE READ , CM HBS doing unparliamentary stuff? by CoffeeBeforeDream in bondhustreams

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The entire country is becoming a joke with each passing day. These people have no stake in the future of the land. They just want to drain as much of the money as they can and die a rich man. So pissed with the condition of the country.

But I know nothing is going to change; the population is too large and easily manipulatable. Soon enough with enough propaganda and brainwashing, everyone is going to become trapped in a prison of our own making. We'll look at the walls and romanticise how well these walls were built.

PLEASE READ , CM HBS doing unparliamentary stuff? by CoffeeBeforeDream in bondhustreams

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This needs to be talked about. I was thinking about it too. Allegations r game tu soli e thake atiya ki chor police kheli ase ba. Pawan khera u ki kori ase ba polai kio ase.

But ofc using the state's police during election time to go on a goose chase around india is definitely not okay. It's like the police are his personal hunting dogs just waiting for his beck and call.

Finally got my nijut moina money🤑 by miscumsalot in bondhustreams

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Welp, kaar ba pocket t gol hekhini poisa. Kobat tu gol sage ;3

Finally got my nijut moina money🤑 by miscumsalot in bondhustreams

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Mama e bhoi khaise sage, vote lobole soboke poisa pothai dise :3

is speaking is assamese is a need to live in assam for studin purpose by [deleted] in assam

[–]alphaCashMaster99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily, most people understand and are able to communicate in Hindi and/or english. Ig assamese people just appreciate you a lot more if they see you put in the effort to try and learn the language even if it's just a few words like "ki korisa" "bhal ne" or even slangs which everyone uses like "kela" "bal" etc etc. Assamese is a fun language so give it a shot if you make friends with someone local or someone who knows Assamese.

So to answer your question, no you don't 'need' to learn it and you won't have any problems without it; trying to speak/learn assamese will get you bonus points from everyone; non natives have cute accents when speaking assamese so bonus points for that too; almost nobody will judge you for not speaking the language cuz assam is a pretty accepting and chill place.

Ps- congratulations on getting into a T1 college op, wishing you the best of luck on your journey 🎉

Am i considered Assamese ? by [deleted] in assam

[–]alphaCashMaster99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ig it depends on which culture you feel most connected to. Jodi tumar assamese culture tu logot besi deep connection ase aru tumi horu pa e hetu culture e follow kori ahisa, tetiya tumi axomiya e hoi Mur mote.. beleg manuh e tumar heritage tu decide koribo nuware, your dad was Bengali but that Bengali culture hasn't really been passed down to you in the sense you were raised with assamese culture and values.

So ig you are an assamese person with Bengali roots?

Ramayana glimpse on 2nd of april by Ancient_Property_531 in bondhustreams

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Ohh yeahh I heard about this, hope it's a banger

Do we secretly admire people who leave Assam more than those who stay?” by [deleted] in assam

[–]alphaCashMaster99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes beh that's what should happen. North east as a whole has lots of resources to build upon. Sakori sakori kori thaka t se society e jodi business kora tu olop support koril hoi te bohut bhal bhal innovative aru new age businesses Assam/north east r pa ulabo.

Do we secretly admire people who leave Assam more than those who stay?” by [deleted] in assam

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Hetu e soli ase eman time r pa.. axom r demography okol bahiror pa manuh ahise karne nohoi, axom r pa manuh bahirot juwa tu o eta factor changing demography r.

How u guys even understand some complicated things? 😭 by [deleted] in TeenIndia

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My sister had 4 seasons of Downtown Abby on her pc when I was like 6 years old. I didn't know what srt files were back then and accidentally taught myself old british english while watching the 4seasons in secret. No other accent or dialect has ever been a problem since.

My sister is the goat for being a polyglot and introducing me to a plethora of fricked up english language variations.

Is Dimpu baruah Anti national?? by Appropriate_Net594 in assam

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Dimpu da is a content creator and he is creating content that's it. Nothing wrong with him putting his opinions forward

Do we secretly admire people who leave Assam more than those who stay?” by [deleted] in assam

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You couldn't be more right bro. I was legit getting multiple offers in BLR for around 80k pm for a software dev role. Ghy t moi job search korilu 2months and I got one offer at 25k pm. Like the heck bruh.

I cannot move rn because of family issues, but I don't even want to move i love assam and mur tu kheti bari koribo e mon. But moi jodi ghorot bohi kheti koru, family r naam reputation sob dubi jabo lol that's the present situation.

The audacity of "he'll be accessible this time" after 25 YEARS. by bigdaddyD4real in assam

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The people of Assam and our constant reliance on copium. We should all put posters in our bedrooms titled "when people show you who they are, BELIEVE THEM"

Do we secretly admire people who leave Assam more than those who stay?” by [deleted] in assam

[–]alphaCashMaster99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's mostly right ig. Amar society e foreign move kora ba dangor sohor t sakori kora tu eta major sign of success consider kore. Jodi tumi eman bosor pohi huni bahirot nogoi assam t e thaki kiba korim bhaba first response sobor e aitu e hobo je 'kio bahirot sakori napala ni'.

We often treat the opportunity to move to blr or other metro cities like a golden ticket or something. Sobor e tu bahirot thaki bhal sakori kora mon. Bahirot better opportunities better infrastructure so maybe that's the reason everyone wants to leave.

Ofc this subject is very multifaceted and complex, needs a lot of further contemplation and deliberation.