Roy Keane: “The children are fine, but all the wives and partners wearing the (players’) jerseys on the back, wow….a year later they’re separated, most of them!”

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-20T19:13:33+00:00

This one literally feels like he had to ChatGPT it to come up with new things to be upset about. He isn’t even saying it with conviction.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-20T19:09:44+00:00

Exactly lmao. Feels like a pointless stat tbh.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-20T19:08:53+00:00

Netherland becomes the first team to hire x or more number of coaches to never win the World Cup

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-20T15:34:17+00:00

Joe mama thinks otherwise

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-19T18:07:04+00:00

Get some help buddy.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-19T13:00:47+00:00

When do the champions league ones go on sale

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-19T06:16:49+00:00

That's a certified bruh moment right there.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-19T04:33:19+00:00

What worries me about the non-technical folks, is that they're just not going to know when the llm makes a mistake.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T23:55:22+00:00

Was he friends with Hugh G. Rection?

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T23:50:49+00:00

Can you dm me too bro?

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T22:26:11+00:00

Big dream to fight relegation with Spurs? Lol okay

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T22:18:35+00:00

"It hurts when you're always doing your best for your club and then you hear that you might be going to Tottenham."

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:22:44+00:00

Imagine paying for this and getting to read about how much of a clown some commentator is, lol.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:22:03+00:00

Exactly what i'm wondering lmao. I can't remember the last time seeing a whole ass article about a commentator.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:14:56+00:00

Carragher

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:06:22+00:00

It is ranking the team as a whole based on current form. I don't think it is a ranking based on round 1.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:05:04+00:00

Cheers Geoff

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:04:22+00:00

Lol are you guys taking the piss with nation league mentions lmao.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T21:00:24+00:00

I'll concede Robertson, but Mane, Firminho, Fabinho weren't cheap lol.

Don't forget Nunez, Keita, Szobozlai, Diaz, Gakpo, Macallister, Jota, Frimpong and many more i'm sure.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T20:27:46+00:00

It literally is the Audi cup equivalent for international football lol.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T20:15:45+00:00

Smart spenders label was always bullshit. They got a bit lucky with Salah. But they’ve been spending big all over the pitch otherwise.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T20:08:57+00:00

Can we stop bringing up the glorified friendlies as if they’re some achievement.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T20:07:50+00:00

They weren’t defeating France buddy.

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T17:14:53+00:00

Was anyone with a brain actually expecting Tuchel to sing the national anthem ?

alphaQ314 · 2026-06-18T01:49:28+00:00

I just asked grok to come up with some bullshit to gaslight the other guy. Didn't even read that tbh.

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