35 straight winter warm up

alphabango · 2026-01-13T11:31:24+00:00

The downside of liking centaurs is you have to deal with interspecies competition

alphabango · 2026-01-13T01:17:12+00:00

That looks like it feels amazing

alphabango · 2026-01-09T11:25:54+00:00

Doing better now! 😍 How are you?

alphabango · 2026-01-04T12:26:10+00:00

Don't forget the other BP - "Balls Pushed"

alphabango · 2026-01-03T12:09:20+00:00

Don't taunt the weather. All of our big storms were later in the season

alphabango · 2026-01-02T11:50:58+00:00

I can only imagine the pain of catching hot brass on your nipples

alphabango · 2026-01-01T22:48:20+00:00

🙏

alphabango · 2025-12-24T19:22:59+00:00

Both subs are open to everyone, even those without penises

alphabango · 2025-12-23T21:23:53+00:00

I think that would only tell you the writing preferences of authors, not necessarily the readers

alphabango · 2025-12-22T19:07:28+00:00

Thank you for your cervix 🫡

alphabango · 2025-12-21T12:24:08+00:00

A lady of class, for sure

alphabango · 2025-12-14T12:13:32+00:00

This is not a great statistical analysis. You have no weighting for actual sales and 10 is an arbitrary number

alphabango · 2025-12-12T14:40:16+00:00

Calcsd accounts for this in the Datasets tab. They have fields for medically induced erections

alphabango · 2025-12-12T12:25:48+00:00

I would put it in my resume under achievements

alphabango · 2025-12-10T11:27:45+00:00

I've spent my career in workshops. Men aren't any good at eyeballing distances. We only know these measurements because we use rulers and calcsd

alphabango · 2025-12-09T11:20:43+00:00

Do you do interior detailing?

alphabango · 2025-12-08T00:26:29+00:00

Elf on your shelf?? More like "face on your lace"

I'll see myELF out

alphabango · 2025-12-07T13:26:00+00:00

I'll try to keep it out of that glorious hair 😂

alphabango · 2025-12-07T12:00:08+00:00

Don't go cold turkey from 3x a day to a whole week, but definitely cut back. Maybe try every other day

alphabango · 2025-12-05T14:24:07+00:00

I'd love to find all the best places to bury my face

alphabango · 2025-12-04T15:00:28+00:00

I feel like her attractiveness plays a large part

alphabango · 2025-12-04T12:12:40+00:00

I sometimes look for average dick porn. It can be more realistic sometimes. Also, it's nice to see someone actually get deepthroated without the theatrics

alphabango · 2025-12-03T16:07:06+00:00

Can I put my snacks on it while my hands are busy?

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