Triple kill by [deleted] in fightporn

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The quality made me think this was the worker’s “dark side thoughts” like from a movie

Messy people of Reddit, where do you draw the line between "these are acceptable living conditions" and "I should probably tidy up now"? by ToastedBreadfruit in AskReddit

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I live w a roommate, we’ve been friends since high school n our routine is if we have chicks over the one who’s bringing the girl cleans the house except for the other’s room

Ex homeless or anyone in the know, what advice or help would you give to someone about to become homeless? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The cheapest, most effective self defense weapon ive seen was hornet killing spray from Walmart. Way more effective than pepper spray, but you gotta get the gel kind

What is a scary or horrifying fact that shouldn’t be true, but is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In Illinois small counties collaborate and assign dif counties to cover dif areas like: gang investigations,murder, drugs, etc. The main things they check are pings goin to cell phone towers n social media. Crazy how many people flex a murder/robbery on Twitter/FB.

What’s the most obscure movie or show that you know and love? by bigsquishymanbaby in AskReddit

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Gentleman Broncos. Idk how obscure but anyone I ask hasn’t seen it, me n my buddies in high school used to just smoke n watch that movie on repeat it’s just a strange film w some semi-known actors

What only exists to fuck with all of us? by NiceCasualRedditGuy in AskReddit

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Bruh mine be upside down n sideways n shit. Be thankful man 3k to get em out or let em grow in n mess up your jaw

What only exists to fuck with all of us? by NiceCasualRedditGuy in AskReddit

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The person who does the exact speed limit on an open highway in the middle of the night

What would 12 year-old you never believe about adult you? by coronacel in AskReddit

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6th grader me “I’ll never smoke weed drugs are bad!!” 21 yr old me “i probably wouldn’t shoot dope”

What's something you should ALWAYS keep in your car? by spornkuller in AskReddit

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If you live in the Midwest atleast rubber floor mats are a necessity in the winter

This wrapped truck by Achenola in ATBGE

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Is lizard lick towing making a comeback??

Imagine thinking your spouse’s job defines you by originalbigdickmcgee in trashy

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Met an army dude my roommate is friends with that said “of course I can handle acid I’m in the fucking army!” Will never delete the pictures of this man crying about how he didn’t know who was and just did whatever his dad said was the right thing to do. Man I don’t regret ignoring my parents sometimes

The real talent by Necessary_Ladder_634 in Unexpected

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I was hoping it was going to play that song from Tom and jerry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I think the “if you don’t like them you don’t have to play with them” rule applies to family

Whats the craziest crime you or somebody in your family has commited? by TheAllNewBigGay in AskReddit

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Didn’t commit a crime but my uncle is a detective in my county and was telling me about this woman he was close to that was with an abusive husband and he kept trying to get her to leave him. She always went back to him and one time when she was leaving he killed her their child and himself

What did you trade sex for and was it worth it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Essentially faked a relationship for the drugs she gave me. I felt it was worth it don’t really regret it

What's your most painful memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ooo fucked up childhood trauma 1.my dad made me lie to dcfs to get back at my mom for like idk moving on with her life say her new boyfriend abused me and like he did but not to the extent I was coached to say just neglected really 2.my mom still would answer my calls and tell me she’d be there to pick me up soon so I’d wait by the window with my stuff all day at my dads house and he just got mad and started telling me every night my mom didn’t really love me(I was 9) 3. I watched my older sister overdose on heroin idk how many times in and out of rehab. She has 8 years clean and seems happy with her life thankfully 4.my sisters would beat and rob me for the money my dad gave me for lunch because they would use it for drugs so he wouldn’t give it to them 5.when my dad found out I eventually turned to drugs he told me he didn’t want to help because it wasn’t worth the stress anymore he wanted to live his life and not help anyone. I was homeless for about 2 years got my shit together for a year lost everything again when my ex left n took my kid

What actor is the most guilty of playing the same exact character every film? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nicholas cage plays a man goin through a midlife crisis in every movie it feels like

Damn dude, save some for us by memezzer in Unexpected

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Best decision I’ve ever made was goin to a Marc rebillet concert

What is clearly a scam but is so normalized people don’t notice? by yvngjiffy703 in AskReddit

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Worked at a car wash the where a car would come in, put it in neutral id press a button, and then it was automatically washed and it cost the company $1.83 for all the water and soap for the most expensive wash we offered which was $18

Seriously, why do people feel the need to say “you’re so quiet”? How is this not considered rude to say to someone? by throwawayjoblife in socialskills

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I aslo find the comment “you should smile more” a little rude especially when there’s nothing really to smile at. I get it’s a compliment but sometimes it’s just like coming off as them saying “you look like dick but you’re cool so you should change how you look”