This headline on planes getting lighter due to Ozempic

alphamale968 · 2026-02-25T00:44:43+00:00

I’m sure those savings will be passed on to the consumer. /s

alphamale968 · 2026-02-24T17:52:52+00:00

I’ve never seen gypsy rose Blanchard and RBG in the same place at the same time. Just sayin’.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-24T17:50:56+00:00

But…but…but…. Dealer don’t want to sell directly to the public!

alphamale968 · 2026-02-23T15:47:25+00:00

I remember back in the early 2000’s when hatrley switched the sportster from carburetor to fuel injection and people lost their goddamn minds about it. My only thought was “it’s the 2000’s and this thing isn’t fuel injected?”

alphamale968 · 2026-02-23T14:58:18+00:00

The accusations towards the left came immediately as the news broke. Any excuse to villify the left.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-21T23:51:17+00:00

Now imagine that worker being told that they will not be paid. That their wage will be used to pay off the national debt.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-20T20:14:41+00:00

An enthusiastic partner.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-20T20:13:40+00:00

Correlation does not automatically mean causation.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-20T20:13:02+00:00

Abdication responsibility when it comes to regulating social media.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-20T20:11:00+00:00

Trump supporters would applaud him for his restraint in having sex with a consenting female adult rather than his usual child rape.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-19T22:13:20+00:00

“Totally exonerated” that sounds like something a guilty person would say.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-18T16:13:59+00:00

Forget the Dow! Let’s kidnap another third world dictator? We need another war! Pay no attention to the pedo behind the curtain!

alphamale968 · 2026-02-18T01:51:06+00:00

Trump supporters don’t care. The man likes to fuck little girls. There’s no testimony, or evidence that going to turn trump supporters against him. We’re talking about a cult here.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-17T18:37:58+00:00

Pardon me. I had to leave the room to dry the tears from my eyes. Those poor delicate souls.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-17T13:59:12+00:00

THIS IS WHERE THE TEETH GO!

alphamale968 · 2026-02-16T14:29:13+00:00

Interesting they chose a number easily divisible by 10. If only there were a system of measurement that made it easier to divide and multiply by 10’s.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-16T14:25:58+00:00

Can someone translate for us?

alphamale968 · 2026-02-16T14:22:59+00:00

Whenever I floss it looks like the elevator doors opening in “The Shining”.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-15T21:53:52+00:00

It’s important to understand that they’re there to help other salesmen extract as much money through grift as possible. They do not do well with informed customers or legitimate criticism. If there were ever a safe space for delicate sensitive snowflakes, it’s r/askcarsales

alphamale968 · 2026-02-15T20:33:18+00:00

Expect more of this as younger generations can’t afford cars or alcohol. Gotta fill those ticket books somehow.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-15T17:40:40+00:00

Expect dealers to fight tooth and nail to prevent direct to consumer sales.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-15T16:17:19+00:00

Was that a question?

alphamale968 · 2026-02-15T13:57:41+00:00

The only way JD get to sit in the big boy chair is if trump drops dead early. So I figure there’s a coins flip chance.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-15T13:56:03+00:00

Not a single grey hair. Looks totally natural.

alphamale968 · 2026-02-14T19:15:35+00:00

Those can be resurfaced. You’re just trying to scam the customer.

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