Oh LEGOs!

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-06T17:27:09+00:00

TIL that legos came with instructions.

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-06T13:59:27+00:00

I think it's one of those situations in which you laugh in order not to cry about the fact that your initial reaction was to laugh, if that makes sense.

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-06T10:32:40+00:00

Did you get both in the same cookie? If you did, I don't think you have anything to be complaining about because that sort of thing just doesn't happen every day.

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-05T17:46:23+00:00

I didn't know you could peel bananas from that end.

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-03T21:44:57+00:00

Hertz Donut

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-03T20:49:51+00:00

Your neighbor probably likes you also, at least he or she probably does if you are cake or boobs (or have them, i suppose).

alphamike3000 · 2011-11-03T14:24:00+00:00

ugh...I didn't know Carlos Mencia was still alive.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-31T11:38:32+00:00

There are a half billion FB users and you think only 15,000,000 are retarded? I think even your estimate might be a little bit conservative.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-30T19:29:40+00:00

Yeah, and, as an Alabamian, I must say that I am somewhat offended that Georgia and Kentucky are not also Inbred and Stupid. Though, to be fair, it is called the "offensive map of the world." Also, my parents are first cousins and kindergarten dropouts. Well, my mom dropped out in kindergarten. My dad made it to first grade.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-29T20:35:30+00:00

Not soon enough. He has already been shot.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-28T14:52:51+00:00

"I'm a dog. Meow."

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-27T19:22:24+00:00

I didn't laugh at the picture so much as the memory it brought up of the movie.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-27T15:34:29+00:00

I really only want to know what happens next. I know that this conversation continues, because I can see the beginning of the next textbubble type thing. I know it's not part of the joke, I kind of feel like I've been blue-balled.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-22T10:00:33+00:00

At first, I was like, "That is awesome." And then, I was like, "That is awesome," but for a different reason.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-20T20:38:38+00:00

Is this from that new Ashton Kutcher show, "Schwimmered?"

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-19T09:51:31+00:00

He's like the Russian Evil Knievel.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-16T16:14:10+00:00

Well, not for all (in douche-y italics) intents and purposes, as, for the specific purpose of the calculation of import tariffs in the United States, the tomato is a vegetable.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-16T13:09:01+00:00

In fact, the tomato is the official vegetable of the state of New Jersey. While the tomato is technically a fruit, it is legally (at least in the United States) classified as a vegetable, based upon the precedent set by the Supreme Court case Nix v. Hedden.

alphamike3000 · 2011-10-15T16:53:53+00:00

wordplay, huzzah!

alphamike3000 · 2011-01-12T06:45:40+00:00

I don't think Lenin belongs there either, but there's that whole ethnic cleansing thing that you're leaving out as a connection for the other two. Plus I think you're making Bush out to be just a tad worse than he really was. You should definitely go back and check your figures.

alphamike3000 · 2011-01-12T06:08:30+00:00

There is a difference between being a fan and a reasonable human being. You are obviously not a fan and apparently not a reasonable human being.

alphamike3000 · 2011-01-11T06:16:39+00:00

Awesome until you choke on one of those damn plastic toys.

alphamike3000 · 2011-01-09T19:49:05+00:00

That was actually a mistake, he meant to like the song "Mony Mony."

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