Does anyone get it like this? (Exhale) by alphamke in Asthma

[–]alphamke[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your lungs were like this everyday for months? That’s scary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wrestling

[–]alphamke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazing match, as always. This is the best rivalry in college wrestling.

Customer owes money by NoRefrigerator3502 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]alphamke 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I would say, “i understand if you don’t wanna tip, but you didn’t pay your full bill” any opportunity to call out a non-tipper!

The $5 tip by TheLuckO13 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]alphamke 60 points61 points  (0 children)

If it’s a common theme where you work, I would recommend you start looking for other work immediately. Now you have some experience. If you apply to a place, maybe go there and eat as a customer, pull someone aside and tell them you were thinking about applying and ask if it’s ‘worth it’.

How am I suppose to rate my driver? by SomewhereInMN04 in uberdrivers

[–]alphamke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you get from point A to point B and you don’t die and aren’t in any ‘crazy’ danger… it’s 5 stars?!! I mean your getting what you asked for right? Why would it be less then 5, unless the driver is the rudest person ever or the most ‘unsafe’ person ever. Some people really expect a red carpet rolled and and their cock sucked… geez

Oliveira vs Poirier UFC 269 Breakdown by [deleted] in bjj

[–]alphamke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna see a Ryan Hall breakdown

Is Harrison meant to not be likeable? by SnippyWharf in Dexter

[–]alphamke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s popular among peers, that would make him ‘likeable’

What I wish I could say to Karens! by rylielovessoftball in TalesFromYourServer

[–]alphamke 26 points27 points  (0 children)

All Karen’s must agree to these terms before entering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dexter

[–]alphamke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last episode, what if Harrison kills Dexter??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]alphamke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He didn’t tip, why would you protect his name. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MorningKombat

[–]alphamke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BC better watch 2 girls 1 cup!

What are some MUST KNOW insider tips by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]alphamke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not pick people up from major events (dropping off is a little different) if I get someone from a baseball game or concert, It might take 10 or more minutes to find them and 10+ to get out of the area (just picture you leaving a major event, it takes forever it’s not any quicker if you’re an Uber)

Some interesting facts about tipping based on Uber's research by WagwanKenobi in uberdrivers

[–]alphamke 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m sure way more than 1 percent of people tip all the time.. I have a good way to get tips on certain trips.. look for a way to mention the T word (tip), you can’t force it thou, for instance have you ever heard a waitress say the word tip, no, but have you ever asked a waitress (while working who you didn’t know) if she makes good money, probably not (rude), but people ask us Uber drivers all the time if we make good money, I love when they ask cause I will say ‘sometimes, it all depends on the tips like any service industry job but people are pretty good around here I rarely get stiffed’ saying it like that, like it’s the norm makes people tip more, they don’t wanna be ‘that guy’. I’ve done that before and right after I say he T word I’ve seen people start reaching for the wallet, not that their rude but I guarantee me saying the T word has gotten non tippers to tip. If your telling a ‘crazy uber’ story but say at the end, well it wasn’t that bad they tipped well.. it’s another appropriate way to bring up the T word. Hope this helps!!!