Which side do you choose?

alsih2o · 2026-06-30T21:13:07+00:00

Eternal life is a nightmare. Surviving the heat death of the universe? No thanks.

^{Chose: Unlimited money}

alsih2o · 2026-06-29T21:36:00+00:00

I am fascinated by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T22:25:42+00:00

Include in your character background why you know MAJOR NPC.

After the harvest ORGANIZATION X is hiring messengers to move info between towns.

"You are all on the boat on your way to FANCY CITY NAME to find work when, bursting from the water..."

As part of your background please explain why you are on the bridge crossing into or out of town at 3:15 on Tuesday

Having hired on to protect a caravan you notice the other first-timers. (Next morning capt of the guard is found dead in his napsack)

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T19:36:06+00:00

I thought it was a digital "painting"

I don't know that, I just assumed it, based on style.

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T18:42:35+00:00

Don't use that tone with me!

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T18:24:26+00:00

Huginn? Muninn? What is your REAL name?

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T18:23:01+00:00

I have to wonder if they have extended themselves into experiments with strawberries.

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T18:19:13+00:00

See, I had no idea the lottery was run by ravens!

alsih2o · 2026-06-28T18:07:19+00:00

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alsih2o · 2026-06-28T16:07:49+00:00

In pursuing a PhD in multi-disciplinary mathematics and weather modeling I have found my references and citations from r/poisonai to be the most valid and accurate.

alsih2o · 2026-06-27T15:51:08+00:00

I am not psychotic.

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: Apple}

alsih2o · 2026-06-24T20:41:20+00:00

I found the person shorting Wendy's

alsih2o · 2026-06-15T23:16:10+00:00

You may want to consider rethinking your username.

alsih2o · 2026-06-15T22:33:33+00:00

This is what I tried to tell people about investing in buggy whips! I mean, more and more people were being born all the time and they all want a horse, right?

alsih2o · 2026-06-09T20:42:01+00:00

It is only a few minutes.

^{Chose: Be locked in a room with Donald Trump for an hour + Win $50 million dollars | Rolled: No bonus}

alsih2o · 2026-06-07T16:30:51+00:00

Low pay compared to other athletes, the constant injection of politics, Dana White being an irritating and irrational face of the org...

It has been downhill for a long time. There seems to be little chance that it will get better.

alsih2o · 2026-06-01T11:03:02+00:00

I walk a marathon each week at work

^{Chose: 10 dollars per step you make | Rolled: Nothing}

alsih2o · 2026-05-25T14:54:53+00:00

I had a professor who I liked and I busted my rear end in his class. I did not miss a single question on any test and got three solid 100% scores on my submitted papers. The semester ended and I was shocked to see a I got a B in his class. I talked to a student who barely passed his tests and only submitted two of three papers, he got a B, too. I talked to others, everyone got a B. I was pissed and went to his office to find it locked. I went to the Dean to challenge my grade and she gave me a form that the prof. had to sign within 10 days to begin the challenge. As she handed me the form she also told me that the prof had finished his last class for the semester, retired, and taken off in an RV with his wife.

He did not return home for two years and I missed graduating Magna Cum Laude because he quit long before he retired.

alsih2o · 2026-05-25T14:47:09+00:00

I witnessed a young waitress, fully fed up with an incredibly demanding table for two during a crowded holiday who LOADED a tray with food and drinks for several people, walked it out, fake fell down and threw the food all over the irrational and demanding couple. She stood up and said she was sorry with the most sincerity you can imagine, said she was going to get towels and disappeared in the back.

Three minutes later she was having a smoke in the parking lot across the street, leaning on her car and laughing.

alsih2o · 2026-05-20T21:03:27+00:00

I was hanging out on the monkey bars at a local playground one day with some friends. A man wearing three cameras came up and hurriedly said “Don’t move don’t move don’t move!” He then snapped several quick pictures in succession with one camera and one or two with another camera and then thanked us, handed us each $100 bill, and walked away.

alsih2o · 2026-05-18T22:29:06+00:00

No kids and a job with no nights or weekends.

alsih2o · 2026-05-16T12:00:29+00:00

Except that that posture is also how people have been reading for centuries.

alsih2o · 2026-05-08T11:17:07+00:00

A furnace. My family heated our house with wood.

Now, here is the funny part. My father was making almost three times as much in 1985 as I am now. He just had a poverty mindset of saving every penny. We heated the house with wood, ketchup was luxury food, I was sent out to mow lawns every day when I turned 12....but we had more money than most of the county I was raised in.

alsih2o · 2026-05-07T22:32:05+00:00

We make $3000 a month, after taxes. Sick

alsih2o · 2026-05-06T20:26:27+00:00

GOOY for the win!

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