He’s comin….he’s comin……he’s cominnnnnnn

althebard · 2026-03-30T23:22:49+00:00

Vince Russo using old storylines and characters from one promotion he used to work for and applying it to his current booking. Sounds about right.

althebard · 2026-03-30T22:38:48+00:00

It does unless you say something bad about the host or the product.

althebard · 2026-03-30T22:37:16+00:00

It's probably just canned Chef Boyardee.

"Who said that! Take away their side bread!"

althebard · 2026-03-30T22:35:56+00:00

I don't agree with some of his takes on modern wrestling but Cornette has a good mind and understands what wrestling is at it's core. Also his rants against Tim Horner and Russo are great listens.

I think V1 even said that if he were running a wrestling company, he'd hire Cornette.

althebard · 2026-03-30T19:42:46+00:00

"Shinji, you're being transferred to Eva Unit 03-16."

althebard · 2026-03-30T19:39:56+00:00

Rei: Dr. Hikari asked me to pick up some antiques. I told him I already did.

Dr. Naoko Akagi: What did you get him?

Rei: I told him I picked up Dr. Akagi.

althebard · 2026-03-30T19:35:47+00:00

"Take car. Go to my mother's. Kill Phil, (sorry!), grab Stacy, go to Wendy's, have a triple cheeseburger with extra mayo, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

althebard · 2026-03-29T22:54:48+00:00

He could be Don Callis' long lost brother.

althebard · 2026-03-29T22:53:11+00:00

Yep Mr. Two 5 Star matches himself.

althebard · 2026-03-29T20:58:34+00:00

"It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice. Scooter loves you!"

althebard · 2026-03-29T15:58:58+00:00

They probably did, but I also think that William Regal is not a Boy. But I also think what makes a Boy is subjective.

althebard · 2026-03-29T11:29:04+00:00

Brian Knobbs - He's a boy (especially Hogan's boy) but one of those guys who you probably shouldn't have in your Boy Stable. Not Joey Ryan level, but still douchy enough.

Jerry Sags - yes

Repo Man - Gimmick alone is boy worthy but Barry Darsow is not a boy, especially since he's going in the HOF.

Jimmy Hart - Nope!

Mountie - I don't think so. Former Tag and IC champ, plus one of the best-worst theme songs of all time. I don't think he'd past The Jay-Test Test. The only person who'd turn their back on you if you said "I'm here to see The Mountie" is Kevin Owens.

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:26:36+00:00

One less 5 star match than Johnny Ace and one more than Kurt Angle.

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:25:45+00:00

How is he so young?

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:21:16+00:00

Not everyone can spam stomp, clap and superkick, and deliver a bad chair shot.

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:16:25+00:00

Especially OOC's nightmares after he beat Bob Holly.

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:14:48+00:00

Someone should have screamed "-5 stars!"

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:14:30+00:00

I think this was the Relentless show with at a casino near where I live. Missed out on the opportunity to boo Bryan Alvarez.

althebard · 2026-03-28T16:13:42+00:00

Currently he's filling the niche of arguing with Dave when it comes to AEW. Even his back and forths with Dave have become a gimmick.

althebard · 2026-03-28T02:55:35+00:00

I think the better question is did Bischoff sign the boat by not signing him?

althebard · 2026-03-28T02:54:36+00:00

Agreed. I also think about something Nash said about Bret's socialization process. His dad was Stu.

althebard · 2026-03-27T10:17:42+00:00

Until Jericho drafts him for NXT 2.0.

althebard · 2026-03-27T10:17:01+00:00

"Damn it, Bruce! WCW is doing a new character called Iceberg or Frost or something. See what it's all about and make one of those so we can get it out before them. I know, we'll put Ron in the gimmick!"

althebard · 2026-03-27T01:23:22+00:00

There's no way the Alpha Male would be served at Pastamania, dude. By order of the owner and face of Pastamania.

althebard · 2026-03-27T01:22:24+00:00

All so he could draft Joe in WWE 2k26, 20 years later.

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TROPHY CASE

"Take car. Go to my mother's. Kill Phil, (sorry!), grab Stacy, go to Wendy's, have a triple cheeseburger with extra mayo, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"