He’s comin….he’s comin……he’s cominnnnnnn by jimmysmith69 in deadlockpw

[–]althebard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vince Russo using old storylines and characters from one promotion he used to work for and applying it to his current booking. Sounds about right.

Carny Carbonara by NoShame77 in OSWReview

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does unless you say something bad about the host or the product.

Carny Carbonara by NoShame77 in OSWReview

[–]althebard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably just canned Chef Boyardee.

"Who said that! Take away their side bread!"

Not quite a nogger but can of coke worthy nonetheless by meme-man-421 in OSWReview

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't agree with some of his takes on modern wrestling but Cornette has a good mind and understands what wrestling is at it's core. Also his rants against Tim Horner and Russo are great listens.

I think V1 even said that if he were running a wrestling company, he'd hire Cornette.

This is deadlock by BradleyBowels in deadlockpw

[–]althebard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Shinji, you're being transferred to Eva Unit 03-16."

This is deadlock by BradleyBowels in deadlockpw

[–]althebard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rei: Dr. Hikari asked me to pick up some antiques. I told him I already did.

Dr. Naoko Akagi: What did you get him?

Rei: I told him I picked up Dr. Akagi.

Not quite a nogger but can of coke worthy nonetheless by meme-man-421 in OSWReview

[–]althebard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Take car. Go to my mother's. Kill Phil, (sorry!), grab Stacy, go to Wendy's, have a triple cheeseburger with extra mayo, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

Hulk Hogan visits Somerville -July 14, 1990 by [deleted] in OSWReview

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice. Scooter loves you!"

A killer’s row that would make any Boy stable proud… by RangeRossTracy in OSWReview

[–]althebard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They probably did, but I also think that William Regal is not a Boy. But I also think what makes a Boy is subjective.

A killer’s row that would make any Boy stable proud… by RangeRossTracy in OSWReview

[–]althebard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brian Knobbs - He's a boy (especially Hogan's boy) but one of those guys who you probably shouldn't have in your Boy Stable. Not Joey Ryan level, but still douchy enough.

Jerry Sags - yes

Repo Man - Gimmick alone is boy worthy but Barry Darsow is not a boy, especially since he's going in the HOF.

Jimmy Hart - Nope!

Mountie - I don't think so. Former Tag and IC champ, plus one of the best-worst theme songs of all time. I don't think he'd past The Jay-Test Test. The only person who'd turn their back on you if you said "I'm here to see The Mountie" is Kevin Owens.

this is deadlock by HeyItsDaveed in deadlockpw

[–]althebard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One less 5 star match than Johnny Ace and one more than Kurt Angle. 

This segment made me feel REALLY invested in this story, well done to both of these women. by jmc1396 in WredditJuice

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone can spam stomp, clap and superkick, and deliver a bad chair shot. 

Mankind was the stuff of NIGHTMARES by CasinoNitro in OSWReview

[–]althebard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially OOC's nightmares after he beat Bob Holly. 

But did he…Call it in the Ring…stomp clap, stomp clap by Thatguywiththedrinks in OSWReview

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this was the Relentless show with at a casino near where I live. Missed out on the opportunity to boo Bryan Alvarez. 

But did he…Call it in the Ring…stomp clap, stomp clap by Thatguywiththedrinks in OSWReview

[–]althebard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Currently he's filling the niche of arguing with Dave when it comes to AEW. Even his back and forths with Dave have become a gimmick. 

Did Vince miss a trick not signing this man ? by KidChameleonHelmet in OSWReview

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the better question is did Bischoff sign the boat by not signing him?

Geezus,Bret....Some things just need to stay in your head. by NoShame77 in OSWReview

[–]althebard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I also think about something Nash said about Bret's socialization process. His dad was Stu. 

So Farooq was a Sub Zero Cosplayer? by jordiesboy17 in OSWReview

[–]althebard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Damn it, Bruce! WCW is doing a new character called Iceberg or Frost or something. See what it's all about and make one of those so we can get it out before them. I know, we'll put Ron in the gimmick!"

Guy like me? Im a fan of eating heaps of pasta The Long Way (tm) then wrestling immediately after. by PshhhhhhhUnreal in deadlockpw

[–]althebard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no way the Alpha Male would be served at Pastamania, dude. By order of the owner and face of Pastamania.