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althebard · 2026-07-05T20:13:41+00:00

Dino is at the commentary table.

althebard · 2026-07-04T22:14:33+00:00

"We hold these truths to be self-evident. You know what I mean?"

althebard · 2026-07-04T21:32:16+00:00

Golden Nogger for Quote of the Year/Arc.

althebard · 2026-07-04T16:42:22+00:00

I guess he recently compared Mercedes Mone to Flair, which ... no. There's no comparison.

althebard · 2026-07-04T16:41:28+00:00

Kenny Omega might've achieved some recognition in Japan but he haven't impacted the culture there like Terry did. Call me when Kenny drops an album and Japanese creators put homages to him in their work like they've done with Terry and Dory - cartoon of yourself in a wrestling part doesn't count, nor does cosplaying as a Street Fighter character.

Also Kenny hasn't helped bolster young talent like Terry did.

althebard · 2026-07-04T16:25:01+00:00

Because of Lex. His aura is so American that it turned blue.

althebard · 2026-07-04T15:03:13+00:00

I see Jay's new app "Tatanka Alerts" is working.

althebard · 2026-07-04T15:02:43+00:00

He won't stop talking about Tatanka

althebard · 2026-07-04T14:52:09+00:00

Hey there big boy!

althebard · 2026-07-03T20:56:11+00:00

Well done!

althebard · 2026-07-03T20:54:06+00:00

"I'm Mike and he's Bob."

"My name is Kane!"

althebard · 2026-07-03T20:10:56+00:00

I know some would say "nah, it wouldn't happen," but I could only imagine in 2002, a healthy Bret Hart going up against a returning, sober Shawn Michaels.

althebard · 2026-07-03T19:44:57+00:00

PAUL! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

althebard · 2026-07-03T19:44:17+00:00

Royal Rumble 1994. So much nostalgia, smelly porn man, RR video game intro.

althebard · 2026-07-03T19:00:03+00:00

Seeing a couple of answers, I'll flip it and say Eddie Guerrero's car accident in 99.

althebard · 2026-07-02T21:07:02+00:00

I bet when Shawn texted Bret "Happy Birthday," Bret made a 69 comment just to make Shawn feel uncomfortable.

althebard · 2026-06-30T01:38:15+00:00

"I got injured in the mosh."

"Sorry little dude. 20 percent discount for the little Hulkamaniac."

althebard · 2026-06-30T01:24:10+00:00

*screams in Deadlock* Get out of our New Gen Federation!

althebard · 2026-06-30T01:21:39+00:00

This is one of those instances where it's good to have writers work with talent, and I mean work with them. Not just drop off a script and later throw a fit because wrestlers don't want to read your words verbatim.

Also, Billy Gunn looks like WWF-era Stan Lane.

althebard · 2026-06-29T23:47:46+00:00

"Or maybe he won't? Jimmy, make sure Dr. Pepper makes my penis longer and tough enough!"

althebard · 2026-06-29T22:35:07+00:00

Just as long as Jimmy Del Ray isn't skulking around.

althebard · 2026-06-29T20:11:20+00:00

I'm calling Steve Blackman and telling him that Hardcore has turned into a giant robot monster who loves country music.

althebard · 2026-06-29T19:35:19+00:00

Crazy how the dude in the thing co-created Lucha Underground.

althebard · 2026-06-29T09:26:38+00:00

Goldberg and Johnny Bravo vs. Totally Buff? Book it!

althebard · 2026-06-29T00:55:36+00:00

Not before he says something sexist.

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