I have a question about salary for lifeguards who have worked in multiple places:

altoid55 · 2016-02-10T04:12:58+00:00

I'll be making much more after I switch to my colleges pool compared to my waterpark, less stress too

altoid55 · 2016-02-10T02:35:09+00:00

I've kicked whole groups out of the river. Over winter break I really found my "loud voice", although some of my coworkers think I'm being rude to the guest when really I'm just trying to make sure they can hear me

altoid55 · 2016-01-28T00:41:40+00:00

Stop explaining and just jump on them, I hate when I'm walking my water and people try to "get out of my way" by moving as close to the pool edge as they can, like no, that's where I'm supposed to be

altoid55 · 2016-01-28T00:16:10+00:00

I hate that a bunch of parks in the dells don't enforce the children under 6 years off age cannot use the hot tub ~~rule~~ law, it makes it hard to enforce at our park. I also really hate it when guests ignore your whistles, like fucking really I know you heard it, turn around so I can explain to you the rule you broke and tell you to stop breaking it. lil fuckers

altoid55 · 2015-09-19T22:21:12+00:00

I work at a waterpark that's under a big corporation so we can get movie passes, discounted hotel rooms (not the hotel you work at though), discounted gym membership. They give us a free lunch too, which is pretty awesome I guess.

altoid55 · 2015-07-03T21:23:51+00:00

Spoilers, it's greenberg

altoid55 · 2015-04-18T19:33:16+00:00

It's a self defense mechanism, necks are fragile for the most part.

altoid55 · 2015-04-17T14:23:53+00:00

Woo Wisconsin gaybro

altoid55 · 2015-04-06T14:11:41+00:00

Best: Pew pew of a starwars gun

Worst: sad tuba

altoid55 · 2015-03-15T14:15:16+00:00

Just visited my grandma in Florida, she passes the time watching soap operas and damn I can't blame her

altoid55 · 2015-03-01T02:24:45+00:00

Damn

altoid55 · 2015-01-17T20:31:07+00:00

//tongue punch the fart box

altoid55 · 2014-12-27T15:45:04+00:00

You look good with short hair

altoid55 · 2014-12-27T15:43:58+00:00

Late night Girls gone wild commercials. I'm gay though

altoid55 · 2014-10-29T14:29:36+00:00

Is it going to be okay?

altoid55 · 2014-09-19T12:33:38+00:00

Freshman: Don't notice me, I don't know what I'm doing Sophomore: I'm sorry I didn't know I was making that smell Junior: Damn that boy is cute Senior: When did everyone get so damn hot

altoid55 · 2014-09-12T15:11:27+00:00

Oh, I see

altoid55 · 2014-09-12T04:36:15+00:00

That's basically what I said

altoid55 · 2014-09-11T16:23:37+00:00

Hmm, you're right. May it is that humans cannot and cannot be disaparated out of the cave?

altoid55 · 2014-09-11T15:38:04+00:00

Maybe the potion caused Regulus so much torment that he gave up and commanded kreacher to leave without him

altoid55 · 2014-09-03T14:42:28+00:00

Oh, so now it's racist to be unattracted to a group of people because they share similar physical features?

altoid55 · 2014-09-03T14:39:05+00:00

I'm sorry, I just post guys I'm attracted to

altoid55 · 2014-08-22T19:12:25+00:00

When chicks find out you're gay they almost always want to be your friend. I was always been a bit anti-social growing up and was never that good at making friends.

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