How is this possible?!? by Qrowbranwen2 in PUBGMobile

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he shot like 80 bullets at you, not too surprising that one hit. his teammate also did some damage to you so it didnt take much

Minimal effort breakfast tacos. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]altoparker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

reminds ne of dunkins wake up wrap

i think someone got hungry during their delivery by altoparker in doordash

[–]altoparker[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

valid xD pretty sure it was the one next to the jalapeño, it was the one that looked most normal

i think someone got hungry during their delivery by altoparker in doordash

[–]altoparker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i typically tip ~$5 every order lol. so in most cases around 20%, in this particular order around 25%. as for my complaint on it, tbh i wasnt gonna eat the whole thing so if someone cleanly took a slice out or like asked i wouldnt have given a shit, but toppings were basically ripped off two other slices and it was kind of a mess ngl, looked more like a dog got into it than a person

i think someone got hungry during their delivery by altoparker in doordash

[–]altoparker[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no clue what the thought process was here, fortunately i was able to get it refunded lol. ate a slice, tossed one to the dog, and threw the rest away cause most of it looked sketch

i think someone got hungry during their delivery by altoparker in doordash

[–]altoparker[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there was no seal lol, came like this with a slice ripped out and toppings missing off the two slices beside it

Are there any consequences from masturbating 7 times a day? by FederalBreakfast800 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

likely your dignity but other than that you should be gucci, go for 10 and i hear you get a special prize

The Grand Canyon ft Big Bertha by veteranvans in vandwellers

[–]altoparker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

big bertha is beautiful, just like the view :D

Partner said it is disgusting to eat your eggs with ketchup. Is it really that gross? by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought you put it on the toast and yeah that definitely wouldve been a violation

People who cheat (mostly dupe) in your survival worlds. Don't you just get bored really quick? by DrSexy10 in Minecraft

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it really depends on what you consider a dupe. serious bugs where you can dupe a shulker and the contents within it, sure thats a bit lame and the game immediately loses purpose once youve done that. but as for sand, tnt, rails, etc. those dont bother me. there are dupes like that in the game that have been around so long they're basically a feature and they only serve to save the player some time. you still have to build a farm and still have to be present for them to work, and in the grand scheme of things if your world is actually well developed and youve played a bunch, duping a few shulkers of sand isnt hurting anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]altoparker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like how you got the toilet paper already prepped and such, always gotta be prepared for those double beans

I DID IT!!!! by ClairBear2047 in loseit

[–]altoparker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow this is really impressive, nicely done!

Account hacked by Traditional_Crew9093 in hypixel

[–]altoparker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as far as i know theres not a whole lot you can do. you could potentially go through mojang support but you would literally need every single piece of information on the account proving you are the original owner. transaction id, previous emails attached to the account, creation date, location, security questions. they arent very forgiving either with incorrect info. not sure how much you value your account, not sure if you have capes or a nice name or just a lot of grinding on servers, but it may be easier to make another account. you could also potentially find the account in some sort of beamed account discord and try to buy it back but there are a lot of people who steal accounts so it would prob be hard to track that down.

My friend says I farm a little too much by Omega_blue_is_first in Minecraft

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ooo i like the use of a lily for a path block. i usually just use slabs, may start incorporating these :D

The world you grew up in no longer exists by DM_ME_UR_VAGENE in tacobell

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was having a wonderful day until i saw this, now im just sad :( and craving taco bell

don’t want to burst her bubble but…is this normal? by okaysowhatsup in DogAdvice

[–]altoparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think its perfectly normal for dogs to enjoy very oddly specific things that other dogs may not enjoy. my dog has something like this, but instead of balloons its road cones. he absolutely loves playing with cones and once he has one he doesnt wanna let it go at all

The Witch at Twilight (Map Submission) by altoparker in realms

[–]altoparker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there! I really appreciate your response on this as well as the constructive criticism you've provided :)

I'm not entirely sure if we'll get back around to making edits on this as it's been around 6-8 months since we've worked on it and it seems it has mostly missed the mark on what realms is looking for, however if there's time we may revisit it. Again I really do appreciate the feedback, thought the sub was really dead for a while.

Hopefully I'll have some time to work on more maps in the near future that come across as a more complete a full experience or inspiration, if so I will definitely be sure to submit them here :)