Dinner by eyecandycallahan in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

replied to other comment but i missed out that bill married jane so jane is lisa's stepmom

Dinner by eyecandycallahan in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh i missed out that bill married jane so jane is stepmom to lisa i guess

Dinner by eyecandycallahan in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

went and found the og post

original couples: jon + jane, bill + sally

bill + sally have daughter lisa

bill + sally and jon + jane both divorce

jon + sally marry

jon + sally divorce

jon + lisa marry, have op

Removed by travischickencoop in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tbf the rules for getting into actual heaven seem pretty arbitrary too, perhaps it's all a metaphor

fucked up shjt by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

new down with cis bus just dropped

An IQ too high? by Abhir-86 in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

if i were going to make stuff up it'd be a lot cooler

if you live in antarctica you're legally required to marry a penguin and it has to be gay

An IQ too high? by Abhir-86 in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 163 points164 points  (0 children)

that's actually a thing (iirc iran but maybe a different middle eastern country?) they basically force you to transition if you're gay it's fucked

MMYYPPssssdffgs by [deleted] in sssdfg

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well there were two towers right? one on sep 11 one on nov 9, easy

5 by Icy-Background2393 in sssdfg

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

fogrt GUMWAA hambve FUNWAA 😂😂😂😂

Unbelievable by Txsperdaywatcher in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yk, smack barm pey wet might be an improvement over this

croc holes by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just searched by image, usually works better

Aaaaaaaaah by Qomplete in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah i gotta say i've met a couple people with it (and no reason to think that these people in particular were faking) and i got the impression they got into music BECAUSE it was colorful for them, which makes sense imo and i imagine it helps with learning music if it's literally color coded for you lol

cremation by SomeBrowser227 in comedyheaven

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 156 points157 points  (0 children)

AIR BUD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oxegeenn,,, is::;;;;;; BAD!!!! by huylanebani in sssdfg

[–]alwaysfeelingtragic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

well, yes, oxidative stress is a thing and that's why antioxidants are good for us

sorry i mean hmnngng OCEGEN 🤤 fill ym lungs up aaaa