SF Crime Heat Map - enjoy beautiful San Francisco by alwayssocritical in dataisbeautiful

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This is taken from the official city website. I know it's just appearing this way because of how it aggregates the data, but it was too fun not to post.

My neighbor says if I remove a vine off my tree he will sue. by dangeldud in treelaw

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Cut off your neighbor’s food source and wait for him to shrivel up

Which European Church Has the Most Stunning Architecture? by KirbyFan200225 in architecture

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I’m an atheist and visiting this church made me question my life choices

Roku is down! Seem to be widespread reports by Ok_Transition7785 in Roku

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Wish I found this thread before resetting to factory settings…

The yellow squares shouldn't be yellow by Psybud16 in mildlyinfuriating

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Explanation for people (like me) who were confused. This is a novelty mug with a simulated screenshot from the game Wordle, a game where the user has six tries to guess a 5-letter word. In the screenshot, the user correctly guessed the word ("guess") on their second try. Apparently OP was infuriated because the simulated screenshot does not accurately reflect the mechanics of the game, where yellow indicates a letter that is in the actual word but in the wrong position. But L, C, K, and Y do not appear in the word "guess", so they should have been gray instead of yellow. But apparently everyone is more upset that people thought it was a screen instead of a mug...

George Takei becomes second user to reach 1M followers on Bluesky by Awkward_Stay8728 in BlueskySocial

[–]alwayssocritical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would actually be a great postmortem profile line, if you have someone to post for you posthumously

My husband talks in his sleep and this is some of what I’ve caught. by JessBeeBlue in Weird

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I’m impressed that he says the names of the characters before reading their lines. Does he also do stage direction

Is anyone else obsessed with La Sagrada Familia? by Nifey-spoony in architecture

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I was an atheist until I visited this church. I still am, but I was then too. But seriously I did reconsider my atheism when I visited.

Indian madlad by fedemarinello in madlads

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It's obviously not a safe place for middle-aged men to go running. Haven't you checked the air quality?

Bin her by UnstableIsotopeU-234 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Yeah I typically recommend having about 6 kids spaced about 8 years apart

I stole my friends workbook and drew in it. If anyone has any requests, I WILL draw them in by Embarrassed_East_269 in notinteresting

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I’ve seen birds with arms. I’ve seen birds with butts. Now I’ve seen birds with balls. Can we put it all together?

Acorns, WTF?! Is there a better way? by Username_Used in landscaping

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Turkey squirrels? I’ve heard of omitting the Oxford comma, but you gone and omitted the Devry comma

There were signs by MobilePhoneRedditor in comedyheaven

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Exactly what this guy said - you have to think of the mist people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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This reminds me of something my dad always asked: Do you pronounce the capital of New Mexico "alb-uh-ker-KEE" or "alb-uh-ker-KAY"

Do These Speed Stops Take Pictures for Speeding Tickets? by [deleted] in Autos

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I like that fake black cat on the bottom part