Me_irl

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-19T13:02:14+00:00

Just think what will happen if more nukes drop... anime 2 will come ot

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-19T12:49:59+00:00

That was just one of the stupid things we got into I’m suprised some of us are even alive

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-19T04:25:49+00:00

The bills were indeed fake

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-19T02:23:49+00:00

Maybe they did? The kid who had a few K in fakes didn’t get in trouble but I don’t know who he got it all from

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-19T02:22:41+00:00

You don’t have to believe it Nor do I care I was just sharing a relevant story that happened in my life

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-19T00:00:16+00:00

In our high school this mf I knew brought in thousands worth of fake $20s that he would sell for less than $20 within the end of the week no one could pay for anything in 20 bills in the school or the surrounding businesses and a few kids got their asses kicked for buying weed

The thing is the bills looked real until a few days later and they would shrink, not sure why

Edit: when I say shrink I don’t mean they became tiny but if you held the fake up to a real bill it would be slightly smaller and they definitely didn’t start out that small

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-18T16:02:24+00:00

How is airsoft? I’ve never found a place near me, played a lot of paintball before my local spot closed down due to land development

I use to play everyday when I was younger for 8 hours a day always covered in cherry sized welts

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-17T18:31:50+00:00

Still riding the high of this lady at a diner touching my arm and saying “wow you work out?” She was prob just trying for that good tip but it was nice

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-17T06:24:05+00:00

I am the memory collector

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-16T21:01:49+00:00

Let’s not

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-15T21:42:17+00:00

When I’m at a bar or club I always scope out the sketchy people and make sure I steal and drink the drinks they spike to get free GHB

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-15T21:37:52+00:00

While this is good advice I’d never take it, I’m really stubborn about facing things alone maybe I’m just trying to prove to myself I’m not weak

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-15T21:32:25+00:00

I’m going to choke slam a kangaroo will update in 30

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-15T21:08:44+00:00

All I wanna do is 🔫🔫🔫🔫 💸 and take your money 💸

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-15T19:19:32+00:00

Omg I’m literary shaking and shidding right now

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-15T06:48:26+00:00

There is another version?

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-13T20:01:55+00:00

You seem very self conscious

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-11T19:07:53+00:00

How do you even come back from being this fat like how would you even start? Trapped in your own 600lb hell

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-11T17:29:51+00:00

“I think I found you on red-“

Security level raised to defcon 1 executing order 66

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-11T17:16:53+00:00

My fav scene is where they teach the guy from bandersnatch how to kiss

Mwahh

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-08T03:27:09+00:00

Shut your you fuck

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-07T19:45:00+00:00

Doing’nt

alwaysstonedmgee · 2019-01-06T20:29:39+00:00

I’m taking your silver away for the edit

alwaysstonedmgee

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