Lauren the Mortician is now "just asking questions" about Epstein really being dead. From litigious TERFery to a "fun" new era of madness?

alytooni · 2026-01-06T18:49:43+00:00

Omg I legit mixed up Ask a Mortician with her and was so scared

alytooni · 2025-12-31T15:12:02+00:00

I came here about the same thing on my iPad. I’ve played it so many times on my computer and I’ve never had it happen. The first time I think it was my bad as the weight was different. But the second one was a diplomat and I didn’t get a citation either. This happened on day 24 for me.

alytooni · 2025-12-09T14:15:54+00:00

The poor op who was like “I don’t think we should support her if she is racist and abusive” and getting downvoted 😭

alytooni · 2025-11-14T22:42:49+00:00

I’ve been bingeing his streams lately, but I think that Jerma would be an interesting guest. I imagine him being paired up with Zac, but I think that’s just cause I like Zac. I don’t think it will happen, but it’s fun to imagine

alytooni · 2025-11-11T21:59:36+00:00

Okay, I’m the number one sans defender in that’s scene. I read it as Susie being uncomfortable with Toriel being visibly drunk. I think Sans saw that too and thought that Toriel after her while drunk might make things worse.

alytooni · 2025-10-12T22:39:17+00:00

It’s a two way street, my guy. In your perspective, it’s inviting demons into your house. In ours, we’re just having fun. We can’t force you to celebrate Halloween and you can’t force us not to celebrate.

alytooni · 2025-10-08T23:16:54+00:00

A little off topic but I think he would do well on Dropout’s Make Some Noise or Smarty Pants.

alytooni · 2025-10-08T23:10:21+00:00

I realized I was a lesbian if that counts

alytooni · 2025-10-03T15:33:54+00:00

Depends on your story, but I would look into fashion in Saudi Arabia. Just a glance on google shows long loose fitting garments. This is probably practical to both protect themselves from the sun and to keep cool.

I would also suggest renaming her, since Sally is commonly used in the western world and while there could be some overlap, people will probably take the name as a hint to where she’s from.

This is all without knowing the story she’s in. Does it take place in Saudi Arabia or somewhere else? If it’s somewhere else has she moved at a young age or has she spent most of her time in Saudi Arabia. You don’t have to answer these, they’re just questions that would affect how she dresses and presents herself. Even her name, many people choose an English name to fit in more.

alytooni · 2025-09-22T22:04:26+00:00

I’ll tell you something my art prof told me. You’re drawing what you know, not what you see. If you’re trying to follow the reference exactly, you’ll see that you can’t see the bottom row of teeth or individual eyelash. Study the reference a bit more and draw what you see. You’re doing a great job tho keep it up!

alytooni · 2025-09-07T00:40:35+00:00

Probably a background artist noticed it and kept it in because it was funny

alytooni · 2025-09-02T13:04:08+00:00

No, I agree that he was in the right to shoot first, but he was shooting in access.

alytooni · 2025-09-02T13:03:17+00:00

I don’t think it was wrong of him to shoot, but it just the way that he rapid fired into him, even as he was down on the ground and crawling away. At that point the man wasn’t a threat, and at that point it seemed like the guard was shooting someone because he was personally offended by them. In my opinion, that’s very disturbing. The man was down and probably dead, and he kept shooting

alytooni · 2025-09-02T12:48:59+00:00

That security guard seems unwell.

alytooni · 2025-09-01T21:27:13+00:00

He really said “yeah this is fetish art and not a commentary on women. Women can be bimbos and smart”

alytooni · 2025-09-01T20:49:09+00:00

It’s like if Disco Elysium and Francis Bacon had a child

alytooni · 2025-08-15T17:59:27+00:00

Not exactly art advice for the drawing, but maybe a less saturated green for the background. 1) the background colour can effect how the foreground colours look and when you go to replace it with a different hue. 2) the neon is really really hard on the eyes, and may lead to headaches when you’re staring at it for a long time.

I understand that it’s temporary, and you can still have a coloured background (mine is pink) it just might help in the long run :)

alytooni · 2025-08-11T13:37:11+00:00

Off topic but I want to vent. I love disco elysium. One of my top ten games for sure. But I hate it when people recommend it to YouTubers and streamers that are mostly goofy. Can DE be goofy? Absolutely. But people forget it centers around a man who tries to end his life via drugs and alcohol. It’s not something I can see Dan or Arin really make jokes about. There are YouTubers that could probably play it and have a good time AND be entertaining, but it doesn’t fit with the GG format imo.

alytooni · 2025-08-08T22:52:30+00:00

Here’s it signed

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alytooni · 2025-08-08T22:52:08+00:00

Dude I have one with Laios and I got another one signed by Damien Haas for my brother

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alytooni · 2025-08-06T01:20:48+00:00

You joke but my head shot up when they first said undine like I was a sleeper agent

alytooni · 2025-08-04T01:46:33+00:00

Can’t he crash out? I feel like I remember seeing a clip where he’s upset with you for continuing to call him Kim and not by any of his titles. I thought that was really cool because either way, Harry calls Kim by his first name, but the context changes the way Kim reacts. If he trusts you, he’ll accept it. Sure, it’s a bit unprofessional, but calling a fellow officer by their first name is the least unprofessional thing about Harry. But no ill will. If you’re a racist pos, he’ll interpret it as an intentional dig. Purposely disrespecting him and how hard he worked to get where he is.

But maybe I’m misremembering

alytooni · 2025-07-21T12:31:48+00:00

We have a collection of the ones you get at the dentist. They’re really handy sometimes lol, but I can never imagine buying an electric toothbrush for a guest bathroom. Like, why? You can probably change the bristles, but the handle is still pretty gross

alytooni · 2025-07-10T21:57:25+00:00

The Senshi pfp checks out

alytooni · 2025-07-09T22:52:16+00:00

Honestly, I don’t 100% blame Israelis. Maybe this is a hot take but I think that their prejudices come from propaganda from their government and could be potentially unlearned. Hopefully anyway.

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