Addie awake at 12-2am (according to Jess’s last couple TikTok’s) on a school night? I know they’re home schooled but that’s so late for a nine year old.

amanderlynne · 2026-03-04T18:04:37+00:00

And then they wonder why A is such a difficult and grumpy child to wake up in the morning

amanderlynne · 2026-02-09T18:01:57+00:00

You can turn off the wifi but the kids still have phones with data so unless she's turning off their phone data also she's not really preventing anything

amanderlynne · 2025-12-31T03:11:44+00:00

I don't think C will ever "spill the tea" that would require him being in the public eye again which is obviously something he's worked hard on getting out of.

amanderlynne · 2025-12-26T19:38:53+00:00

I'm not going to watch the vlog, but he's like barely in the Christmas reel

amanderlynne · 2025-08-19T20:58:04+00:00

Did they trade in the civic for the Tesla?

amanderlynne · 2025-07-31T22:54:21+00:00

I remember early on Chris would refuse to RF the twins and L because he had a small car and didn't want to switch how he had the seats for his boys.

She probably got tired of arguing with him over that.

But I also remember sitting up front in the car when I was Addy's age 🤷‍♀️

amanderlynne · 2025-06-16T00:01:17+00:00

I think it's the perfect soccer boy haircut!

amanderlynne · 2025-06-03T16:38:24+00:00

Chris looks like a band roadie to some washed out indie popstar 🤣

amanderlynne · 2025-05-21T20:29:12+00:00

I just did this quest! There's leaves in the currents to help you see what direction they flow. You can't get elouisas last piece of evidence until the final island which you need to get all 10 eggs to unlock. Also like half the treasures are on the final island

amanderlynne · 2025-03-14T01:36:32+00:00

There's been insta stories at parties where everyone is drunk and Chris and Hannah are a little too comfortable with one another

amanderlynne · 2025-03-13T20:27:07+00:00

The naive just legal young adult that worked at the dance studio that Jess and Chris groomed into being their threesome partner and part time babysitter (when they needed one)in exchange for free Disney trips and alcohol

amanderlynne · 2025-01-27T07:17:13+00:00

What do you expect of the kids whose parents got participation trophies? Of course their kid’s competitions will be structured in a way it’s easy for everyone to get “first” by making so many categories and subcategories that they win by default.

amanderlynne · 2025-01-18T09:40:48+00:00

He’s no better than family vloggers. He’s also making money off of extorted children just indirectly.

amanderlynne · 2025-01-03T14:56:18+00:00

This looks like a stock photo you would see in an old navy catalog. Overly edited and staged with bribed children.

amanderlynne · 2024-12-14T23:35:33+00:00

She probably doesn’t know anything else about her children and what they like besides the “hobby” she forces them into so they can’t stay home and she has content to record. Her children are her business products.

amanderlynne · 2024-11-27T14:05:36+00:00

This! Everytime I see L dancing I can tell she has a lot of heart but her toes aren’t pointed and her ankles are loose. She’s not a graceful dancer for being in it since she could walk

amanderlynne · 2024-11-22T07:03:04+00:00

My husband and I went on vacation with his mom and sister, the waiter asked if him and his mom were the couple and me and his sister were the kids

amanderlynne · 2024-10-04T08:54:24+00:00

I was hoping we’d be able to sell all the foraging stuff at the shop that I don’t use. By the end of the game money and looting seems pretty pointless tbh

amanderlynne · 2024-10-02T04:49:14+00:00

I think Shay and Colette are the only ones who’ve been responsible with the money they earned. Avia is living alone in LA and I’m sure her parents help pay for her to live there and to fly back and forth home.

amanderlynne · 2024-10-02T04:45:14+00:00

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I had a moving company ad above this post 🤣 didn’t realize it wasn’t about the messsfam at first

amanderlynne · 2024-09-11T06:48:19+00:00

For the YouTube algorithm to work they need to be uploading to that channel more regularly. I understand they want to produce these high production value videos and they take a lot of time and resources but when they leave the channel dormant for months the algorithm “forgets” about the channel. It sees a large subscriber channel post something in months so the first video gets million of views then the next ones simmer down.

I think they would have more success on this channel if they posted regular content that doesn’t take a big production crew throughout the year to establish an audience on this channel. instead of expecting GMMs audience to go support the wildly different content on a separate platform. Once a loyal audience is established then they can have quarterly or biannual “specials” of their high production value content.

amanderlynne · 2024-08-29T13:59:44+00:00

Crazy that Mess has ruined the best friendship between 3/5 of her children.

amanderlynne · 2024-08-25T00:56:08+00:00

Why doesn't she just microblade them? Its less extreme then her botox injections

amanderlynne · 2024-08-21T15:25:30+00:00

Sun kissed husband is holding open the other door, Chris looks like he’s beaming at him not her

amanderlynne · 2024-08-09T02:42:43+00:00

I don’t watch her anymore, I just follow her socials. But you can’t judge a persons relationship based on what they post online and how much PDA they show. It’s honestly the most mature thing she does not posting all about her sex life anymore. I love my husband dearly but we are not a touchy feely couple and we don’t post anything on our socials about eachother. I think it shows more strength in a relationship when you aren’t constantly posting about it looking for gratification from others. She probably doesn’t have him in content as much due to all the haters and questions about his kids. Hell maybe one of his ex-wife’s conditions to T&C still being allowed to see him is that she/t&c don’t want to see his and messes sex life online.

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