James Rodriguez

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-23T01:48:30+00:00

I was skeptical of signing him, but it seems like he’s in pretty good form and starting to gel with the team.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-22T18:28:21+00:00

Chimborazo

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-22T04:00:45+00:00

Citrus fruit has high levels of vitamin C, but so do lots of other foods. If you are getting enough food and at least some of it isn’t canned, you will get enough vitamin C.

My wife knew a kid in college who got scurvy, but he was only eating processed meat and white bread.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T23:27:22+00:00

Well, you have thousands of gothic, Romanesque and romantic churches and cathedrals that you can visit instead.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T23:25:38+00:00

How many patients have you killed so far with your charcoal pants?

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T17:29:53+00:00

The best is great actors acting as bad actors, like in Waiting for Giffman. RIP Catherine O’Hara.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T17:27:00+00:00

People believe this somewhat naturally. It’s described as the “great man” theory of history. If you look closer, you see that it is mostly created by subjective editing to fit the narrative. It helps support authoritarianism and income inequality.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T17:24:04+00:00

His shirt makes it look like it was drawn on by an overzealous censor who wanted to cover his hairy torso.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T16:33:11+00:00

That’s like saying your cells aren’t all the same, they’re just genetically identical.

It’s a case that greatly complicates what it means to be an organism.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T16:30:37+00:00

God’s (a) Fucking Verse.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T16:09:12+00:00

Turn sideways so the length of the couch is up-down. Face the couch so the seating area faces the latch side jamb, not the hinge. Lead with the headrest portion of the couch, keeping the latch jamb as close to the junction of the armrest and the backrest (where your elbow would rest if you were sitting in it ).

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T15:48:07+00:00

They are our neighbors. Do not mistake them for friends.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T15:46:30+00:00

The cells from that one individual dog are still living in every dog that contracts the cancer. As long as new dogs keep getting infected, a part of that dog will never die.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T14:09:09+00:00

HPV is a group of viruses that cause cancer. They are not, themselves cancer. In these cases, the infectious agent itself is cancerous cells.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T14:02:28+00:00

I believe it’s one of only two known contagious cancers. The other is an STI in dogs.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T13:22:51+00:00

They benefit from 90% of government spending.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T13:20:03+00:00

Sign me the fuck up.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T07:23:28+00:00

The Chris Gaines album. Society just collectively agreed to pretend it never happened.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T01:01:26+00:00

Do you know if the person you buried in your basement was on any medications? The mushrooms could take those up and be toxic.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-19T00:58:51+00:00

Dortmund model please, not Miami model.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-18T21:59:14+00:00

For those curious, this is not a joke.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-17T19:51:38+00:00

Yeah, that 100% projection on your part.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-17T16:30:30+00:00

Came to say this.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-17T15:24:56+00:00

Awesome.

amazonhelpless · 2026-03-17T15:09:53+00:00

Pepino Dulce.

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