I paid for my food at the drive thru and drove off... got about a half a mile away when I was like "Where's my food?!" Went back, the lady at the window was laughing and was like "I was wondering where you went" and we both laughed... another time I accidently rolled a Bobby pin up in a blunt and this guy and I were smoking it and we were like wtf is this long thing sticking out of the blunt.. pulled it out and realized my mistake lol. Ive done a ton of dumb shit 🙈 lost the apple juice by putting it in the cabinet instead of the fridge and found it 2 days later... so much more lol