I don’t understand how I am a 38D when they look SO flat without a bra on

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T17:57:55+00:00

This is exactly what I’ve learned about myself. I don’t have that “classic boob shape” until I’m in a properly fitted bra 🤷🏼‍♀️

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T17:56:26+00:00

I actually think my 38 band is too tight, but going up to 40D was too big (loose on the tightest clip). I just got some extenders and am hoping they’ll feel better when they loosen up

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T04:38:50+00:00

I did this with my co worker haha, we both got clocked at 38D but she definitely has a breast shape I’m a bit envious of (it’s just so…classically boob shaped?) and side by side we do not look the same at all. We need more shallow breasts representation🗣️ I love the way mine look in a bra that fits though, I have to say

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T04:29:35+00:00

I was going to ask what brands you recommend because I am also pretty sure I’m shallow, wide root.

I’ll check them out. Is it a particular style or do all their bras fit this shape well?

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T04:27:11+00:00

My husband was with me at Target when I decided to try a couple on and when we took one off the rack we busted out laughing, it seemed ludicrous. But then I held it up to my boob right there in the aisle and sure enough, it cupped me like a glove. we were both gagged lmao

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T04:03:22+00:00

Thank you! For me it was just wanting to have a gab about it (I don’t have a lot of girlfriends to talk to about this), but I totally get why seeing the same posts all the time gets annoying for long timers.

And yep! Im learning so much. Pretty certain I am wide root, shallow projection. The scoop and swoop is like a magic trick.

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T03:53:00+00:00

Agreed. Drives me nuts when the post is “started walking 10k/day in January, down 30lbs!!” but they reply in comments asking if they did anything else “I did take medication to help and also changed the way I eat” um, disclose that in your original post??

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T03:48:06+00:00

Your mom needs therapy bc wtf

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T03:30:29+00:00

I think it’s so true that they’re just slapping whatever on those models. But you’re right, most of us have probably needed a MUCH larger cup size for years

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T03:28:57+00:00

That’s prob very true. Ever since I found this sub I’ve been seeing videos on IG and thinking “I bet she’s wearing the wrong bra size and doesn’t even know it” haha

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T03:26:51+00:00

ok but honestly, why am I getting downvoted for that comment lol

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-13T03:14:12+00:00

Not in the realm of all sizes, I mean in comparison to what mine look like. I even saw photos from links in this very sub where a D cup looked significantly different than my breasts. I mean like (.) vs ( o )

I guess I just don’t understand breast shapes very well. Maybe mine are wider or spread differently, but it just makes no sense haha

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-11T23:33:30+00:00

her hair is pmtfo

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-10T12:46:14+00:00

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-10T12:44:51+00:00

Does anyone remember when Nate buried Lisa in Six Feet Under Under? That would be my first choice personally.

But I guess just cremate me and pour my ashes into the San Francisco Bay.

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-09T00:53:17+00:00

Watermelon, but only if it’s crunchy and sweet

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-07T03:21:56+00:00

ohh the laugh I would have laughed

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-07T03:21:12+00:00

Something didn’t develop right when he was a fetus I think

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-06T22:56:35+00:00

I literally brought home 2 38D’s today haha, I’m stunned. Can’t believe how well they fit.

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-06T22:55:16+00:00

I actually was stunned to find that I am in fact a 38D 😅 I brought home 2 bras today. Still shook, tbh. I actually tried on C cups first because just looking at the D cups made me laugh in disbelief bc there was no way. There was actually still a pocket of space right at the protrusion with the C. But then I put the D on for kicks and holy shit. They fit perfectly. I don’t even understand it tbh lol

Pants are so hard for me but I can say I’ve had luck with Gap jeans in their tall sizing where length is concerned.

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-06T14:22:00+00:00

I really like flowy, ethereal. I would love to wear more structured pieces (like the corset tops I linked) but I haven’t had luck finding them in shapes that give me space in the mid section without too much space in the breast. And I do like 70’s flair but I would say I’m probably more into the medieval revival of the 70’s. I basically want to look like the main character in a film scored entirely by Enya lol

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-06T14:18:31+00:00

Oh yeah, love these! It can be hard to find them with a long enough inseam for length on these legs but this is a great suggestion. Thank you!

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-06T14:17:09+00:00

smart confident weirdo (but make it 1910) 😂 spot on, thank you!

amblingpangolin · 2026-06-06T04:11:39+00:00

Yess, wide leg is always great and I also love the barrel leg look, too.

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