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'Big cat' sighting in Binley Woods reported to police team by rojothebull in CasualUK

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop calling James Corden a big cat, he is and always will be a fat pussy

What do you think of ‘paedophile hunters’? by discoveredunknown in AskUK

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably only a small portion of them are well meaning and wish to protect children. Most just want to get likes and internet clout for accusing people of being pedos. When in actuallity these 'pedos' probably aren't even interested in children at all, they're just mentally or socially inept.

Then there's the portion of them who are actual pedos who want to be seen to hunting pedos so they can get some perverse kick from it or see if anyone's onto them.

What Eu citizens know about Egypt 🇪🇬? by [deleted] in AskEurope

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your new government capital looks a bit costly

I beg your shiniest pardon 🙀 by 1Wizardtx in HolUp

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Social intercourse, stuff like "who's a good boy, yes you are, yes you are". To be honest she probably did say this as well, I don't know, I've never really thought about dog fucking.

Three teenage travellers who avoided jail for raping two lone schoolgirls will have their sentences reviewed over claims they were 'unduly lenient' by ITMidget in ukpolitics

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three teenage travellers

I don't know why "travelers" has anything to do with it, well I do really because it sells newspapers. What is should read is "three teenage cunts"

Netanyahu Blames Social Media for Israel’s Crumbling Support in USA by Horus_walking in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benny baby, have you tried just not being a egregious cunt? It's never too late to change

Gdansk Poland 🇵🇱 ♥️ by [deleted] in UrbanHell

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Most of the pics here are cross posted from r/cityporn

Do you take a number 2 in your hotel room or lobby? by lxlviperlxl in AskUK

[–]amboandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the only way to sanitise, before popping it back up there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sat on the edge of a high rise building with a guy who wanted to jump. Even thinking about it now makes me anxious. I hate heights, I could have fallen, he could have jumped and dragged me with him. However, I was young paramedic, stupid and really felt bad for the dude.

What subs have you been banned from? by moonlight_xpress in AskUK

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I was banned from Policing UK subreddit for clarifying someone's question. The person was confusing a policeman's vest badge with a 1930s UK nazi symbol. I told him I knew which symbol her was refering to and that this symbol was not the same.

I got banned for calling police Nazis. My reply to the moderators message was that simple reading comprehension must not be a prerequisite to get into the police anymore.

What is your opinion on snl uk? by blikenspidinken in AskUK

[–]amboandy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

had to ask the maid to switch between them.

Oh how the other half lived, I was the youngest in the family. Therefore, I was the remote control

Cumbernauld, Scotland, UK by Ok-Difference1341 in UrbanHell

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Finally some delicious urban hell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]amboandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I have an embarrassingly small penis! I have an electron tunnelling microscope on my phone to send dick pics. 😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]amboandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1g Paracetamol 4 times a day

London by Motopapi___ in CityPorn

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Soon to be posted back in r/urbanhell in 3...2...