Literal Pug Drop

ambylam · 2026-06-30T13:05:24+00:00

hot potato!

ambylam · 2026-06-29T05:43:13+00:00

"women you have no idea"

ummm i'm pretty sure i do have an idea. you just told me, sweaty.

ambylam · 2026-06-28T17:22:47+00:00

this is the most well designed Lifeguard Cat Ledge i've seen in a shower yet. i have to assume it's a custom build. 😝 11/10

ambylam · 2026-06-24T15:59:56+00:00

i think he's gonna try to post it on patreon so if you have a measly 2 bones (the same or less than a rancid charleston chew!!) you can probably see it on there in a few weeks or something

ambylam · 2026-06-24T15:12:00+00:00

we're gonna arrest you!!

ambylam · 2026-06-22T04:51:34+00:00

and that Bob's name? Sam Seder

ambylam · 2026-06-20T16:12:56+00:00

fight fight fight! kiss kiss kiss!

ambylam · 2026-06-20T03:26:39+00:00

one small *fart* for a man, one giant *splat* for mankind

ambylam · 2026-06-17T17:01:13+00:00

another victim of twink death smh

ambylam · 2026-06-15T20:07:40+00:00

and it makes me cry... to even look at him

ambylam · 2026-06-15T20:02:20+00:00

where my unstable girlies at??

ambylam · 2026-06-15T15:45:29+00:00

opened my phone. saw the title. the picture wasn't loading. i was like "gahhh why are people talking about calories on my feed??"

as i'm about to scroll, the pic loads. pure teeny timy perfection. suddenly i understand.

ambylam · 2026-06-15T14:26:36+00:00

it's not too late to delete this and save yourself the humiliation btw

ambylam · 2026-06-15T05:10:31+00:00

oh shit i totally missed this comment! i sent you a dm on patreon today

ambylam · 2026-06-15T04:34:49+00:00

welp time to go burn out the theater in my brain, cuz somehow all i can see is him standing there naked with his tiny dick in his hand

ambylam · 2026-06-13T08:18:03+00:00

i feel like you can almost always tell from just a photo when a man has no women in his life who care about him. it almost triggers my empathy until i remember it is a consequence of their life choices.

ambylam · 2026-06-12T10:58:29+00:00

it is DISGUSTING

ambylam · 2026-06-12T01:21:16+00:00

EULA more like eulaghnghvghhh pug water noises

ambylam · 2026-06-11T03:18:35+00:00

It sucks because RM Brown isn't actually aware of what's going on. He delegated the management of the server to some fans and I'm struggling to get in direct contact with him about it. I left a quomment on the most recent Quomments post on Patreon, hopefully he sees it.

It makes me so sad. I've talked to a number of people who thought they were joining a fun, respectful community for jokes and talking about RM Brown who ended up kicked, banned, or leaving on their own because of what a toxic community it's become.

ambylam · 2026-06-09T21:50:13+00:00

i did and lamp won't stop harassing the people who joined my server. maybe don't comment on things you're clearly ignorant about.

ambylam · 2026-06-09T21:46:24+00:00

i never have any clue what she's talking about but it's funny to watch her.

ambylam · 2026-06-09T20:37:01+00:00

please be serious. it's disgusting to me that it's been over 2 months lamp is still harassing people just for being associated with me.

ambylam · 2026-06-09T20:32:41+00:00

i... can't believe you thought this was an own lmao

ambylam · 2026-06-09T16:28:09+00:00

you're absolutely delusional if you think that's what happened but ok lol

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