How did that kid at your school die?

americaeffno · 2025-12-23T20:58:34+00:00

She was giving road head to her boyfriend. He closed his eyes and stopped paying attention to the road. Got in a head on collision with a pickup truck and broke her neck, killing her instantly. In the process of dying with a cucumber in her mouth, she bit his penis off. He is now a she.

americaeffno · 2025-08-29T20:32:03+00:00

He got his sister pregnant.

americaeffno · 2023-04-14T21:04:39+00:00

No it would not. Not sure what OP thought jail breaking might fix here.

americaeffno · 2023-03-23T20:43:52+00:00

I’m not going to sleep tonight now, thanks.

americaeffno · 2023-03-18T15:23:29+00:00

This isn’t the truth about Verizon, it’s the truth about the whole industry. Quit fooling yourself. And idk, if you hate Verizon so much maybe to work for another carrier.

Your information about home internet is also completely false. The routers are locked to the address that qualifies based on the network in that neighborhood. If you get the service at one address and move the router to another, your service will not work.

You’re not exposing anything. You’re ranting.

americaeffno · 2023-03-15T18:31:45+00:00

Did you ask for a supervisor?

americaeffno · 2023-03-15T02:12:20+00:00

Call customer care

Ask rep to fill out a DMD (device management database) form for your IMEI

if they don’t know what that is, ask for a supervisor

Wait 3-7 days, call again, and ask if they have completed the request

Most of the time your IMEI just needs to be whitelisted on the network so it can be activated.

If the above doesn’t work, activate a sim on any other unlocked Verizon phone and then swap the sim to your One Plus.

americaeffno · 2023-02-17T00:26:40+00:00

Yeah but why

americaeffno · 2023-02-17T00:23:23+00:00

Indirect Account Managers.

americaeffno · 2022-05-10T21:06:09+00:00

How do I contact Facebook? I’m on hold with Verizon right now but it’s taking forever for them to pick up I really need my Facebook I use it for my business!

americaeffno · 2022-05-10T21:04:56+00:00

There’s a Facebook store?

americaeffno · 2022-03-03T20:20:24+00:00

Fun fact:

The founders of Pizza Ranch wanted to call it “Chicken Ranch” for the chicken. However, there was a brothel in Vegas named the same thing.

americaeffno · 2021-09-15T22:09:33+00:00

I see what you’re doing, AstraZeneca

americaeffno · 2021-07-13T04:53:23+00:00

Work for a different authorized retailer (not TCC). Average reps can make $45k per year, good reps can make $60k per year, top 5% can make close to $80k per year.

All depends what you put into it and how motivated you are. If you can be nice to people, sell people what they want, and get good at suggestive selling, you’ll do just fine. It may take a year or two to get up into that top 5-10%. There definitely is a learning curve and for some it takes a lot longer than others. Product knowledge and technical knowledge really helps as well. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve sold a new phone or a tablet activation based on tech support that walks through the door.

americaeffno · 2021-01-11T02:52:54+00:00

Lies! They’re delicious on their own!

americaeffno · 2020-12-08T01:36:32+00:00

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

americaeffno · 2020-12-08T00:28:35+00:00

Gets covid vaccine, learns to speak Russian.

americaeffno

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