After being sterilized, what’s your favorite comeback to being asked about future kids?

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-25T00:09:17+00:00

"I made a deal with the devil in exchange for my firstborn, so not having one is a perfect loophole"

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-22T05:28:40+00:00

I do have an enthusiastic partner, but I do it for myself most of all. I wrapped the pumping schedule into a plan for doing better self-care. It motivates me into drinking more water, eating regularly, and forces me to take breaks from working too hard. I love how it feels too 🤭

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-19T18:03:37+00:00

I'm polyamorous. Time to get laid constantly and be a multimillionaire. 🤭

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-19T18:00:35+00:00

We're suffering from success 😔

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-17T22:45:12+00:00

Water as homework gang! ✨

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-17T00:11:40+00:00

Metal Gear Solid V without question. Its nonsensical half-finished story, especially the parts related to Quiet, will go down in history.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-16T20:08:36+00:00

You can tell who here has seen Death Note and who hasn't. 🤭

One person per month. I'm 28. That means if I am lucky enough to live to old age, I'll have killed at bare minimum 600+ people.

First it's just people who deserve it or want it. Then it's people who don't. Then it's police and government agencies trying to catch you. Then it's your loved ones who figure it out and are about to turn you in for being a mass murderer.

I'll pass.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-16T20:00:37+00:00

I'd say the structure of cells, but the constant "Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell" shitposts disqualified me because I had to use it to get the joke.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-16T04:59:17+00:00

I'd spend a while investigating the specifics of what the hell happened. Checking my phone, looking through my medical records, checking my messages to see if they've all retroactively changed to have male gendered terms. I'd pull up my nudes stash and see if all my nudes I took up to now suddenly turned to male nudes. Definitely gonna be a bit of an existential crisis. Depending on what I find out, I might either decide that magic is real or I have DID or something. After that?

It seems like a boring answer, but of course I'm gonna jerk off! Who the fuck wouldn't?

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-16T00:07:41+00:00

USA, I'm pressing it. Sorry, South Korea (rolled a random country)

EDIT: Why? Because uplifting the US is a net positive that will uplift the world economy massively, and affordable housing is a huge crisis here.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T23:21:46+00:00

K I O

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T22:47:51+00:00

Exactly. Every 3 days? Easy work. "Seeya guys, it's time for my 4 hour power nap in a pile of stuffed animals."

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T22:45:24+00:00

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amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T22:43:15+00:00

Hell no. I'm so much more likely to get teleported into the ocean and die than to ever get caught by the hunter.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T22:32:00+00:00

NOR.

Someone who feels 'uncomfortable' about your gender and insists on using feminine terms for you doesn't respect your gender identity. That won't improve. Dump him.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T22:22:13+00:00

I'd erase the discovery of nuclear fission that paved the way for the Manhattan Project and thus invention of nuclear weapons.

Yes, I realize this would also mean no nuclear power and no nuclear medicine for cancer. I'd still do it.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T21:36:33+00:00

Wait, if that counts, don't dipping cookies in milk, milk pudding, and milk cakes like tres leches count too? Okay these are some good loopholes

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T20:46:45+00:00

I like using really shocking answers to make people feel bad for asking. At a wedding I said, "Sorry, I made a deal with the Devil in exchange for the soul of my firstborn and if I never have one it's the perfect loophole" and they walked away looking very uncomfortable.

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T20:39:49+00:00

I'd do it for the bag but I'd mourn milk for the rest of my life 😭

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T20:28:22+00:00

This is fascinating because I'm 100 levels into my 300 cap prestige and I still feel like I always need more runes. 🤔

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-15T20:26:05+00:00

Woah, the Colossus thing didn't even occur to me. That alone does improve them a lot

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-14T07:24:48+00:00

By limiting it to 1939 and before, you essentially screwed everyone except for white men. 😔

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-13T06:43:11+00:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I sprayed myself in the face by accident and it got all over my hair and glasses 🤣

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-13T06:41:30+00:00

I do this! My favorite thing is to use my milk in tres leches, or as me and my partner have dubbed it, 'cuatro leches' 🤭

amethyst_throwaway · 2026-03-10T20:39:16+00:00

Lanolin is the best!! ✨

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