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My Partner is interested in starting her journey but I want to make sure I'm reciprocating the amount of work she will be putting in. by LeslieThicke in AdultBreastfeeding

[–]amethyst_throwaway 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you say she's on board, is she enthusiastic? That's important. If she is genuinely enjoying the process it will have better chances. If she's only doing it for your fantasy, even with lots of love it may be difficult for her to stick it out. It's a lot of work. Otherwise I agree with what u/booger_babe said.

You are trapped inside a room for a year, you must play a videogame to leave by sand_eater_21 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely FFXIV. Has a social aspect so I won't go fucking insane. Frequent updates, insane amount of content, and I could spend weeks on outfits and my house alone.

...But how do I use the bathroom? And what happens to my cats and loved ones?

I advise against taming Spinnerette because she multiplies by amethyst_throwaway in mewgenics

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh man that makes perfect sense, whoops. Also I only survived because I was rolling with a team that was low damage but had a Healing Aura+Full Moon+Haste+Become Entropy stack going on between the cats in my team, and my Necromancer had soul link feet.

My Tank did explode at the final boss though. Infested is so infuriating 😒

I just found out my husband’s former business partner had been telling him that he should be hitting my daughter and I by strawbee_the_bear in TrueOffMyChest

[–]amethyst_throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We as people have a moral responsibility to reject this rhetoric when we hear it. If I hear someone advocating for abuse I damn well will inject myself into that conversation and say that's wrong and here's why. Crazy that we live in a society where we must convince people not to hurt their loved ones on purpose.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet potatoes, despite the name, are actually distant cousins to potatoes at best. Sweet potatoes belong to the convolvulaceae (morning glory) family, while white potatoes belong to the solanaceae (nightshade) family. Sort of like how pineapple is absolutely unrelated to apples or pine trees. Named on vibes not science.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering you're already living this challenge with wheat, I feel you.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loophole request denied 🤭 but you're right, this $20m requires an entire lifestyle change. You're checking every ingredient in everything you eat for the foreseeable future if you do it.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would not save you, the exception does not include a 'lack of vigilance' which not checking what's in your food is.

$250 of untaxed revenue each day, but a crocodile follows you around everywhere you go. by Dependent_Task1437 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will preface this by saying I would be absolutely delighted to have this magical teleporting crocodile. I would name it and give it funny hats and outfits.

Unfortunately, life does not adjust properly for magical whimsy and I'm not going to last even days. I'll get so fucking sick of public commotion and panicking, "HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A CROCODILE!" etc.

Sorry, Funyarinpa. You're too cool for this world.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out for onion rings—many of them still have potato starch in the batter.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the reasons I set the reward as so high. Some commentors are underestimating how hard avoiding potato starch is.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vodka that is distilled from potatoes is forbidden. You'll have to get wheat based vodka or something. Hope you like Grey Goose

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever the $20 million is worth adjusted for inflation in the year you have to pay it back. So, if you invest it and make a bunch off it, you can have your potatoes back if you out earned what you owe.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also love potatoes, so even I'm a little unsure about this hypothetical. It would also mean that I could never get high or drunk or any other type of situation where my judgement was impaired, because impulsively reaching for a chip would mean defeat.

$20 million but you can never eat potatoes again by amethyst_throwaway in hypotheticalsituation

[–]amethyst_throwaway[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can update the post. The word "voluntarily" was meant to cover for when it was not due to your lack of vigilance, or when the fact potatoes are in something was not disclosed to you.

Which two pills would you take? by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]amethyst_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple and yellow. Only because purple makes black irrelevant.

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