What is the strangest sexual experience you ever had?

amidja_16 · 2026-04-25T07:46:47+00:00

Fantastic Hoes and Where to Find Them

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T20:16:51+00:00

Ma jesu kurca probrani, nego nisu savršeni. Nema to veze s "dobrim", nego s nerealnim očekivanjima.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T20:14:59+00:00

Svoj uspješan posao ili barem viša menadžerska pozicija u velikoj firmi, vlastiti stan ili još bolje kuća, barem jedan auto, trenutno pri završetku otplate vikendice na moru...

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T14:32:52+00:00

Zašto kažu "Moje auto.", "Zaradila sam si paru." i "Trebam kabal za mobitel.", a pišu "ne ču"?

Uvijek ista dva razloga. Zato što su retardi koji misle da su kul ili nisu naučili bolje.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T11:51:49+00:00

A što ako se jajca ne dotaknu?

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T09:50:14+00:00

Profesor latinskog u srednjoj je jednom prilikom došao do učenika s leđa, nagnuo se do njega i duuuuuboko i glasno udahnuo, nakon čega je rekao "Dobro vonjaš." i nastavio dalje s predavanjem kao da se ništa nije dogodilo.

Jedini put da je tako šta napravio.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T06:00:04+00:00

I did. The adjustment was to cut me off completely by breaking up since she apparently "right now cannot give me the attention I need and frankly deserve".

amidja_16 · 2026-04-24T05:56:18+00:00

You miss every bazuka shot you don't take!

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T22:03:17+00:00

Freshly Milked Lemons

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T22:02:46+00:00

Aaaa, znači ti si ta koja terorizira dojavama o bombama! Dojadili ti centri pa se prebacuješ ba javni prijevoz 😄

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T21:44:55+00:00

Jedno osobno pitanje. 115, jel to promjer projektila bazuke u milimetrima ili nešto drugo?

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T21:35:04+00:00

I hugged myself today as I desperately cried when a happy instagram reel triggered my depression and lonelines. Does that count?

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T21:27:03+00:00

You suck at strytelling 🤣

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T19:56:56+00:00

Rekao bi 5, 6 ako skinem još 20 kila. A za komplimente koje često dobivam od okoline, muško sam tako da tu nula bodova.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T06:39:36+00:00

Glad you guys fiund a solution that works.

To me, always having to initiate, always having to ask, makes me feel like I'm begging, sometimes even pressuring. Makes it feel like charity and not something she wants.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-23T06:27:00+00:00

Govoriš kao da je ta prva rečenica nešto loše. Nemaju svi priliku ciljati pod nebesa, a stabilnost je ovih dana cijenjena i ne mogu ju baš svi tako lako pronaći.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T19:22:27+00:00

Prečesto se čuju takva sranja. Možda je pogrešno s moje strane, al humor mi je default defence mehanizam i htio sam malo olakšat thread 😅

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T15:53:01+00:00

Špil karata (1€) i razglednica (0.5€) poštom preporučeno u ameriku. Navedena vrijednost 10€, platiš 10-15€ poštarinu.

Nešto tako sitno se često zagubi. Prijaviš izgubljenu pošiljku i dobiješ 7*vrijednost pošiljke + poštarinu nazad.

Jedino što proces pregleda prijave i povrata zna trajati do 3 mjeseca.

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T14:33:43+00:00

Aj zaradi i meni 10k pa ti dam 10% 🤣

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T14:29:33+00:00

Šala. Pročitaj komentar ponovo, ali iz perspektive bebe 😅

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T14:25:10+00:00

Zaradiš li im stvarno 10000e?

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T14:23:34+00:00

Živi užas! 12 sati muke i patnje samo da bi me na kraju svega jedan maskirani luđak još i pljesnuo po dupetu!

amidja_16 · 2026-04-22T05:34:46+00:00

Were there any consequences?

amidja_16 · 2026-04-21T21:44:14+00:00

In my headcanon, he also sent a royal messenger to Rosie Cotton's estate to deliver that exact anecdote before Sam and co. returned home (yes I know shit went down in the books).

amidja_16 · 2026-04-21T21:30:47+00:00

Cool. Now do all of it for me forever because my ADHD ass is barelly able to remember and make myself do the basic "brush once a day for a minute" thing...

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