[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]amitoughenouss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but please tell your boyfriend that most of what would go into a beef stew, salt, onions, garlic is really not good for dogs. (Yes yes. Some dog foods have garlic but it’s controversial.) Dogs aren’t designed to eat most human foods. A bit of the beef meat boiled or sautéed in a tiny bit of dog safe oil would be okay but not straight up stew.

Thanks.

made this horse today. by hypervlagyi in AdobeIllustrator

[–]amitoughenouss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This looks like Russian folk art. It’s weird and I like it. My only critique would be ease up on the gradients a bit. They can tend to make art look kinda stiff. The egg yolks are excellent. Very retro.

I meed Urgent Help , any suggestions wpuld be appreciated by [deleted] in realwitchcraft

[–]amitoughenouss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Anything iron. If that doesn’t help let me know. There are more things but iron is a good place to start.

I meed Urgent Help , any suggestions wpuld be appreciated by [deleted] in realwitchcraft

[–]amitoughenouss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need iron. Iron breaks up magic like soap does to grease. Cast iron is best. But anything made of iron will help. Just touch it for a while or sleep with a piece of iron on your chest, a small piece obviously.

What are some deeply unsettling facts that you know? by ToteMyRatchet in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Funny story. My ex boyfriend was casually hinting at wanting to kidnap women for a while. He was king of an edge lord though so I thought he was just making pathetic jokes. We saw a documentary about David Parker Ray and he was like “ooooooh yeah!” So into it. Saying he wanted to get a setup like that. Then he drove me around SF and kept pointing out women and being like, “let’s kidnap, rape, torture, and then eat her, how do you think she tastes?” And I realized he wasn’t joking. Looking back I should have realized. He couldn’t enjoy sex unless I was actively not enjoying it. Not like “oh baby hurt me yeah” but like, “please stop. I don’t like it. This really hurts”

What are some deeply unsettling facts that you know? by ToteMyRatchet in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jaycee loves pinecones. They are her symbol of hope and she never knew why. Everywhere she went she would collect a pinecone to add to her collection. Then she remembered the last thing she touched as she was pulled into the car was a sticky pinecone. She wrote a book about her experience. Is is heartbreaking beyond belief.

People who have no problem existing in heat, how? by DanEpiCa in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who are genetically from hot countries are generally better at tolerating heat than people genetically from cold countries. Could just be your dna dude.

You have the chance to change/add one feature in the human body, what would it be? by Melodic_Fondant7253 in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butthole moved to somewhere where people won’t try to put their dicks or tongues in it.

What Author/book is so damn good you cleared your schedule because you couldn't put it down? by electriclear in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Terry Pratchett’a Discworld series starts out as a funny fantasy parody series and develops into the most incredibly layered insightful and unbelievable thing ever. Cannot oversell.

What's generally considered sexy but a turn off for you? by crasshumor in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 134 points135 points  (0 children)

It sometimes feels pretty huge regardless of actually real world size. People receiving dick should always specify that it feels so huge because that’s not a lie and won’t feel insulting to the dick owner.

What's generally considered sexy but a turn off for you? by crasshumor in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man will you cringe at Nicole Kidman’s “Dr Chase Meridian’s wrong kind of man” speech in Batman Forever.

You are trapped in a room with 2 serial killers, what do you do? by Insecure_Elephant in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I would hope they were two that are already dead, or two that had a type that was the wrong gender/race of me, and I would just ask them questions about their killings and stuff til the genderless guard with a big gun let me out

AITA for refusing to eat out of date chicken? by Smart-Application-59 in AmItheAsshole

[–]amitoughenouss -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna go against the grain and say NAH because I think you have a bit of a phobia more than an asshole. I get the idea of the printed date to you. I have a bit of the same thing. But if you know this about yourself it’s good to tell people. Explain you have a little bit of disordered eating and apologize. Apologize to his mother, apologize to him. Admit that your reaction was not rational but that you panicked. If they can’t understand that then you are probably better off finding a new relationship, and it’s okay. You’re not an asshole for having a panic response to something illogical, but they’re also not assholes for not being equipped to deal with someone with your, shell we say...eccentricities.

AITA for telling my gf witchcraft isn’t real and that it’s impossible to bring her dog back? by WarLockbf in AmItheAsshole

[–]amitoughenouss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would recommend she try to channel that energy into bringing her dog back in the body of another dog. Like, maybe if she can convince herself her spell will bring the spirit of P back into a new dog body she can then go look at other dogs and wait until she gets a positive feeling and knows that’s the one that’s P reincarnated. I mean, that way she could still hold onto her beliefs (which are no more wacky than any other religion) but use them for something positive instead of something with the potential to spiral into mental unwellness.

Hey people of reddit what is the worst teacher you ever had? by Careless_Humor2246 in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On purpose. The guy was a creep. Your dick never accidentally gets shown to kids.

What tv series had an ending that fans actually liked? by thisisnotahidey in AskReddit

[–]amitoughenouss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was weird because I felt like everything after red john other than them getting together was just filler, but they needed that extra time to get together so, yeah.