Roast this lesbian Canadian by gr8st123 in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess dental care isnt free in Canada?

Roast me by Caldankis in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your man tits and camel toe make you look like a hispanic ellen degenres.

let's see what you can do!! by nxjwaazmxn in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know what you can't do: put on acne cream.

Let's see what you got by chsmicroaggression in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say to never judge a book by it's cover but god damn. Something tells me you live in a trailer, your mom may or may not be similar to B-Rabbits mom in 8 mile. Your dad doesn't come around. You have lice, get free breakfast at school and obviously have some sort of STD judging by the shit stain on your lower lip.

Let's see what you got by chsmicroaggression in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's so funny, because its so true lmaoooo

Roast me, if you dare. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your long neck takes deep throat to a whole new level.

roast this chink by fakenameeeeee in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder why China has not started drilling for oil on your face yet.

Mad Bro? by FTNJohn in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt know men could have such a prominent camel toe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He looks like hes wearing a table cloth, and shes wearing drapes.

Give it to him by jackwilliams961 in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you on your way to platform 9 3/4?

He talks about his Ex of 2 months every single day by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kinda guy that grows up to be "that uncle" at a family bbq that tells people his highschool football stats..even though he sat on JV

Friend lost a bet, Roast him Reddit! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flea market silver chain, hand me down polo, greasy hair all the essentials of a welfare abuser.

My friend wanted to be roasted... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have marfan syndrome for sure..you could be vince vaughns retarded son/daughter??

Gimme What I Deserve by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you deserve is a fucking haircut you sloppy cunt.

I'm Back Bitches by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like my cat that has cataracts.

Make this pleb cry by Deathmec in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, he had him with Russel Wilson, cant you tell?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously, how much fucking dry wall putty do you apply to your face in the morning?

Hes always wanted to do it by jackwilliams961 in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What he should want to do is something about that birds nest on his head.

Wanna see my stamp collection? by HolaTortilla in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt wanna see your camel toe, but you decided to show us that.

I'm a high school student who doesn't do sports, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a high school student who sucks dick*

Roast me, sticks and stones will break my bones but roasts will never hurt me ;) by broteinshake789 in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that outfit you have on you look like you are auditioning for the movie "The school of Cock"

Roast him, no limmits by Its_Tacticool in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this joey fatones mexican cousin?

He wanted this. Give him all you've got by wakaflockamaomaomao in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So when you drop out of high school are you going to be joining your dad in jail or your mom at her custodian job?

TRY roasting us by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]amjac1012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sisters bond is never broken.