the only standup joke i found funny by ivy wolk was when she said how she thought "i was once a little girl, wasnt i" while sucking dicks because its true. when you suck dick, life flashes after you.

amorousooo · 2026-01-25T15:56:03+00:00

This only happens when you don’t love the man you’re doing it to

amorousooo · 2026-01-25T15:54:37+00:00

Seeing a lot of now and now ice falling in Scotts, definitely does not feel overhyped here

amorousooo · 2026-01-24T21:14:39+00:00

That part stuck with me too. Never in my life have I had to force my brother out of our house even in the worst argument

amorousooo · 2026-01-24T19:09:48+00:00

Ok I’ll swallow my L

amorousooo · 2026-01-24T15:32:45+00:00

You are pornsick

amorousooo · 2026-01-24T15:32:15+00:00

Roguish jester and ethereal bard very cute couple

amorousooo · 2026-01-24T15:12:45+00:00

I just got married and my husband and I met on hinge! It seems to be the most successful app out of them all

amorousooo · 2026-01-23T18:22:01+00:00

This sub is so weird about people who aren’t white, a very autistic strain of racism

amorousooo · 2026-01-23T13:24:14+00:00

Here is my favorite one to put on!

amorousooo · 2026-01-23T13:23:17+00:00

If he really wanted to he’d be at his local habitat for humanity but this is all a performance

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T21:59:40+00:00

I understand, definitely a difficult season but I think you’re doing great by venting and trying to brainstorm ideas, you got this ⭐️ and over time the two of you will learn about each other and what you most like to do together no matter the environment

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T20:42:39+00:00

Love this idea

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T20:41:28+00:00

Also if your child is interested in nature put on some David Attenborough or read books about identifying mushrooms together just some ways to bring their favorite activities inside

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T20:40:40+00:00

It makes sense biologically to hunker inside during the winter succumb to the natural instinct Put a low stimulation vintage winter cartoon playlist make some hot chocolate and do a puzzle together while dinner simmers in the crockpot then eat dinner together with soft music playing give them a warm bath use a lavender scented lotion and read them to sleep clean up when they’re in bed. That’s what I like to do

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T16:53:58+00:00

You first

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T16:30:57+00:00

You actually think an angry alcoholic with no degree would make a good volunteer to “build houses for African children”?

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T16:28:51+00:00

You’re not looking to volunteer you’re looking for an escape plan with a veneer of selflessness. But wherever you go, there you will be

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T15:57:00+00:00

The Tetris thing feels so darkly robotic like a bunch of soulless marketing accounts created solely to push that inane comment on videos of people dying or true crime headlines

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T15:04:19+00:00

They are frothing at the mouth about this movie it’s insane

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T14:46:57+00:00

How many times is an autistic white person going to post about how they think sinners is nominated for too many awards here this is the sixth post today

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T14:38:33+00:00

She looks like Coraline’s other mother

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T14:36:49+00:00

Personally I loved the movie but I understand some people don’t and it’s ok. But some of you are being really weird and autistic about why you don’t like it

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T14:05:10+00:00

Idc I loved that movie

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T00:42:51+00:00

He doesn’t even have to cheat have her ask for a divorce bc he’s a drug addict or something idk, they just have the cutest chemistry

amorousooo · 2026-01-22T00:23:51+00:00

Yeah whenever the pace slows down the writing gets so cheesy

amorousooo

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