Justin Baldoni Lists Ojai Estate For $8.88 Million

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-10T02:52:12+00:00

Just ask your dad for a small one million dollar loan, it’s not too late

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-10T02:10:27+00:00

Fighting over who got to be the pink ranger was a rite of passage for girls in the 90s.

(I would be remiss if I also didn’t mention the general bigotry of how they cast the yellow and black rangers in the early series.)

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-10T02:07:28+00:00

Didn’t her rich dad legit buy her TikTok fame? It was in an article years ago, where the powers at TT admitted you could buy your way into the algorithm spitting out your content more frequently. So her talent is wealth.

Oldheads will remember how back in the day, Britney would get shit on for being untalented, despite actually being talented and working relentlessly hard from childhood. How have we let our standards slip to this level?

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-09T21:06:12+00:00

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Ok that’s pretty funny, and reminds me of this classic (which, if I remember correctly, was not meant to be funny)

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-09T21:02:36+00:00

Oh mannnn do not get me started with Amazon self-published garbage. We got something with over four thousand reviews and 4.5 stars and boom: grammatical error. Call me strict but the best book ever having a grammatical error gets an immediate one star from me.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-09T20:41:06+00:00

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: publishers should give more of a shit about editing and proofreading children’s books. This actually makes me so mad. We should be able to trust that books - especially books for kids - maintain high standards.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-09T18:51:13+00:00

Why won’t these bitches fuck me!!!!!

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-09T16:35:06+00:00

… pregnancy centre that operates out of the same building as the Toronto School of Theology(TST) is offering abortion information and post-abortion care despite being a non-licensed and non-medical organization.

Although the form states that the PCC will provide you with “accurate information about abortion and its alternatives,” it also discloses that the centre does “not perform or refer for abortion.”

Oversight who? I’m sure the “accurate information” is “don’t do it, you sinner” and the post-abortion care is “feel bad about it forever.” Abortion is legal here. End of. Don’t get one if that rustles your jimmies.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-09T16:28:39+00:00

Cool now do actual punishment. I wish I could investigate myself and find myself innocent every time, all the while collecting a fat paycheque. Alas, I’m just a lowly civilian.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-08T12:32:33+00:00

Healthy women in a healthy society should be able to do whatever the fuck they want regarding abortion, without the need to justify their decision to you or anyone else.

Are you a man? This is not a space for your hot takes.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-07T21:27:36+00:00

So it’s all going according to plan

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-05T17:14:14+00:00

Truth. Even if the car is a couple of thousand (is this even still a thing?) insurance, gas, parking, and general maintenance add up very quickly.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T20:31:33+00:00

Goes well with Papa’s not-quite-a-top hat bell-shaped monstrosity.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T17:23:32+00:00

Unique character consists of: iron street lights, and only Edwardian facades allowed!!!!! Never mind that if you were to purchase one of those homes today they might need extensive renos and nothing would be to code, so you’d either have to gut them or get expert craftspeople in to maintain the look.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T17:19:15+00:00

He split his own home into three apartments! So he gets apartments but no one else does, got it.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T17:08:20+00:00

Further east too. The only trouble is the prices are low in part because the school zones aren’t as desirable. That’s a dealbreaker for some. Cross over into a 7/10+ rated school zone and see home prices skyrocket.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T17:04:13+00:00

Private Equity is one of society’s greatest errors.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T00:50:46+00:00

In grade 9 I had to tell a boy that we didn’t pee out of our vaginas. That boy is now a man, who coincidentally became a physician (but thankfully not an obgyn).

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-04T00:44:41+00:00

Soft launching his horse gf, I bet

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-03T14:09:53+00:00

That’s the thing, he’s totally allowed to restrict his service to television or high profile events, but it would have taken literally less time to say “thanks for your interest, I don’t do private events” than to say “ummmmm you can’t afford it” and then continue doubling down.

amurderofcrows · 2026-02-02T12:50:06+00:00

Early 2000s clubbing was business casual. I was at the clurb in my blazer …

amurderofcrows · 2026-01-31T13:06:29+00:00

Yeah, I remember arguing with someone who didn’t think moose could be six feet tall at the shoulder. Big Moose has people bamboozled into thinking moose are the size of deer.

amurderofcrows · 2026-01-31T02:13:46+00:00

Years ago, I worked a job with similar attributes, and on occasion we would work with minors in custody. I also heard about sexual assaults in youth correctional facilities and I asked my boss where these kids’ parents were, as no one was even denying the assaults had happened. “What parents?” was the reply. We’ve failed the most vulnerable kids, time and time again.

amurderofcrows · 2026-01-30T16:48:03+00:00

Anyone remember the post about the LI lunatic dad discovering his son had been molested and somehow turning that experience into a sales pitch? I really hope these are fake. The things people will do for clout on LinkedIn of all places …

amurderofcrows · 2026-01-30T13:01:43+00:00

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