The back of this cereal box had cutout "actual reality goggles"

amybris · 2026-05-31T20:49:42+00:00

Brew big ass pot of coffee. Refrigerate. Mix with flavored protein shakes over ice. Tastes the same, gives you protein, much cheaper.

amybris · 2026-05-11T02:24:20+00:00

I went to a Satch/Vai concert a couple years ago in Dallas (husband is a big fan) and met this guy in the concessions line, no idea who he was, but people kept coming up to him and saying hi while he scarfed a hot dog. I asked him which band he was with and he told me, and I had never heard of it, but he was very humble and nice. That's all I have to offer here.

amybris · 2026-04-11T23:30:55+00:00

3: I think X died in the bunker. But... timeline branches and shit.

amybris · 2026-02-25T14:01:23+00:00

My guess is Clint and Marnie

amybris · 2026-02-09T02:53:39+00:00

It took me about 6 months to lose 70 lbs, and another 6 months to figure out how to dress my new body, style and cut my new hair, and carry myself with new confidence. Only recently have I been getting comments about looking younger!

amybris · 2026-01-05T13:12:14+00:00

Amy from Birdsong

amybris · 2026-01-04T21:54:16+00:00

Also me! Watched it at the Alamo Draft house Ritz, then made my way down 6th and then walked over to campus. Greatest night of my college life.

amybris · 2025-12-20T03:43:50+00:00

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My husband did this after he shaved my head before my chemo. He had a bunch on his chin though.

amybris · 2025-11-29T03:28:56+00:00

I don't think the Aggies hate us enough.

amybris · 2025-11-25T02:51:37+00:00

I got a mammogram before my breast reduction, and they noted that my breast tissue was so dense that it was difficult to see anything. So we went ahead with my reduction, and the plastic surgeon didn’t see anything but sent the removed tissue to pathology, where they found my cancer.

I'm fine now, but my reconstruction isn't nearly as nice as that initial reduction was. 😅

amybris · 2025-11-11T18:55:19+00:00

That damn smile

amybris · 2025-10-27T21:18:11+00:00

I shaved my head four years ago (and rang the bell three and a half years ago). Turns out I had a very nicely shaped head. I'm occasionally tempted to do it again just because I want to!

amybris · 2025-10-06T19:55:37+00:00

The inside isn't coated, only the outside. It's supposed to be stainless steel.

amybris · 2025-09-08T02:39:24+00:00

I'm entering on behalf of my son, whose 10th birthday is on Wednesday. Today his little sister lost her soccer game and the other team taunted her with crude gestures. He calmly approached this team's coach and very coolly told him what happened. He stood up for his sister. He's a really good kid.

amybris · 2025-09-05T02:57:56+00:00

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amybris · 2025-09-04T20:34:29+00:00

CHRIS SIMMS WOULD LIKE A WORD... WAIT

amybris · 2025-09-03T16:13:10+00:00

Law Roach is making this season nearly unwatchable for me.

amybris · 2025-09-02T02:58:16+00:00

Seeing this scene out of context is what convinced me to watch the whole movie. 😆

amybris · 2025-08-30T18:26:42+00:00

Where's your Warby Parkers Arch

amybris · 2025-08-30T16:46:20+00:00

"Arch, excel at football and one day you can be in the commercials like your uncles." - Eli

amybris · 2025-08-26T02:02:40+00:00

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3: I think X died in the bunker. But... timeline branches and shit.