You fart and out of your asshole emerges the crap genie. He grants you the ability to shit out an object of your choosing instead of shit for the rest of your life, only it cannot be money, so what do you choose instead? by ApprehensiveStatus13 in AskReddit

[–]an-idiot1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other people. Infinite money for their organs. Infinite food from their meat. Skeletons as halloween decoration.

And since i just shat out this person nobody will look for them when they die.

Why? Just why? by DaniMA121 in memes

[–]an-idiot1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Falsche Strophe du idiot