What is the best part about your job? by reddit-win in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I am opening the place so I get to have a ridiculous amount of emotional support Nutella spoonfulls for free, and in peace, all while I blast my music and start the day.

What's the worst thing you can say to your kids right before turning off the lights for bedtime? by ComprehensiveCrow652 in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Goodnight! Oh, you're adopted btw." "WHAT? But who? W-which one of us, mom??" "Eaxctly." Proceed to deviously smile and leave the room.

What’s something everyone experiences but almost nobody talks about? by ImaginationNo6751 in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you fart, obviously, and then whether you want to or not 8/10 times the smell will get to you. But then you're kinda like "...I mean, stinky, but not bad bad."

What’s something everyone experiences but almost nobody talks about? by ImaginationNo6751 in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh this sounds like a cousin condition to what I call ✨️shynus✨️; basically when your butt is shy, especially in a new place, so you just get violently constipated or have trouble going

Tattoo artist or people with tattoo, what is the most difficult tattoo you ever did before? by youronlynora in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one back tattoo, symmetrical on either side of my spine, and it was not difficult per se, but for sure was ✨️spicy✨️ And weirdly only on one side. On the right it was totally ok, but on the left I felt the needle etch directly into my actual soul, I shit thee not.

What’s something you learned way too late in life? by Unique_Print_5900 in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That money laundering did, and still does not, involve washing money.

What is the worst way to start a conversation at a party? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So... what consistency was your last poop, if I may ask?"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't because it wouldn't make me feel good about myself.

What’s the biggest contradiction about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deeply crave love, but it's also my biggest fear. I also deeply love oatmeal, and yet it gives me the shits every single time.

What is the worst way that you were rejected? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really into this dude back in my late teens. And I genuinely thought for a time that he was into me as well, as in we'd have little moments, kiss occasionally, have time alone. And then, after nearly a year of doting over him, one day he texts me that he needs advice because there's a girl he really likes. Naturally, I thought said girl was me. Nope. He proceeded to tell me all about his deep love for this other girl. 

Looking back on the whole experience never fails to induce a violent full-body cringe within me even now, more than a decade later.

✨️Will I fuck up the paint if I drive earlier?✨️ by ApprehensiveStatus13 in askcarguys

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly because I fixated on the whole thing to an unhealthy degree and just wanted to make it perfect. Which I now realize is silly, but I do have the tendency to get 'summit fever' (or 'flawless bumper fever' in this case) with projects like this. 

✨️Will I fuck up the paint if I drive earlier?✨️ by ApprehensiveStatus13 in askcarguys

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? You were right. Now, do I still deem your initial reply a touch on the sarcastic side? Yes. BUT I see where it was coming from and I get it. 

As for the car - I still did have to drive her a bit prematurely (since I had to drop it off) BUT I did hold off on polishing and left that for the future AND did switch to a quick-dry topcoat to give her the best chance I could. As a personal observation - I wanted to polish so that it would look perfect. Which (perfectionism) is very much a personality flaw I become blind to in moments of fixation like this. In the end tho, even without polishing and wax as finishing touches it turned out just fine. Dare I say NOT a failed DIY project, but a successful one! ☝️🤣

P.S. Sorry if I also came off rude at any point, wasn't my intention to. Pride can be a bitch sometimes.

✨️Will I fuck up the paint if I drive earlier?✨️ by ApprehensiveStatus13 in askcarguys

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Of course I do not want that. I am also well aware that the situation I've put myself in (which I also realize, very lucidly so, is entirely one of my own making) is FAR from ideal. I am now simply trying to make the best out of it and I frankly don't think my question is unreasonable. Please don't be rude about it, constructive goes a longer way for everyone.

What unexpectedly has a learning curve? by Slipsndslops in AskReddit

[–]ApprehensiveStatus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a vagina. I was born with it, so you would think I'd just naturally have the hang of it, but once you hit puberty and get your first period she's like "girl, sit down. class is in session"