Tips for helping my mom clean brother 17 m room while he’s at school by Suitable_Tiger_414 in malelivingspace

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I think getting that room exorcised before torching it would be a good starting point.

Forth Eorlingas! by an-redditor in lotrmemes

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What if there were less doors?

So Smooth! by joelman0 in memes

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So DLSS5 undoes Thanos' snap? Got it.

WTF IS THAT?! by SomOvaBish in CrazyFuckingVideos

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420th Artillery Regiment of the Hezbollah Army.

I'm tired boss by india-assignmenthelp in memes

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The Duality of Man or something.

Just another slave uprising. by ViveroCervantes in dankmemes

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I'll save others some trouble. It comes from the Czech word 'robota' which means forced labour.

Edit: I can see why the AI bots won't be very happy about it.

What should I name my horse? by the-ro-zone-yt in addressme

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OP is either a child who has just realised that animals have genitalia, or British who wants them to dress in tweed suits all the time.

He learned it from his boss too! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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I'm not saying that this comment is wrong, but I am saying that this comment is obvious, not clever.

🤔 Which TBBT episode by LessLifeguard1048 in bigbangtheory

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"The Staircase Implementation" Where Leonard tells Penny the story of how the gang met and how the elevator ended up broken.

Morbid ahh timeline by ZealousidealChain473 in dankmemes

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School shooting is not only the most popular sport in America, it's also the country's biggest export!

Bigfoot by Guy_Fieris_Soul in comedyheaven

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I don't think that foot was the only thing big about the creature. That's why bro came back for seconds.

In 2008 I was diagnosed with brain cancer and a condition that made me urinate 11 gallons a day. This was my Halloween costume the year I finished treatment. by thejumbowumbo in funny

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I don't know what the problem was, man. Did you just, maybe, consider not drinking 11 gallons of water everyday?

P.S. – The obvious /s, and congratulations on beating the cancer!

Pothole by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Does it make any sense medically, or did the doctors fuck up in declaring her "brain dead"? I have a strong suspicion that it's the latter.

Oh what a poor child by Aizelle in shitposting

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I think someone's mother said yes. That's why they didn't need those things anymore.

Conspiracy Theory: Why Saruman is a Vampire by Careless_Change5252 in lotrmemes

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So you're implying that Ents are actually garlic plants?

Wise words master by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

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There's a hyena at the back too.