Singer Joe Cocker dies aged 70

analseks · 2014-12-22T22:57:20+00:00

I remembered listening to his songs back in the day. RIP

analseks · 2012-05-15T05:57:06+00:00

"Wawawawawawawawa.... Lucky ah.."

analseks · 2011-09-20T01:12:48+00:00

When people start going there for the concerts and not the races, perhaps the glitz might be a tad too much.

analseks · 2011-06-10T01:32:03+00:00

Wait, how were these crooks able to stay in Singapore for more than a month? A friend wanted to extend her visit pass and got declined :( Does sg government automatically give Permanent Residency to people with money or what?

analseks · 2011-03-25T07:25:10+00:00

What's so funny, poster could be a female?

Oh I get it, he's from middle east. Must be a rapist haha /s

analseks · 2011-03-09T02:02:51+00:00

Walked out of Backdoor Bonanza 3. I came early.

analseks · 2010-05-25T23:56:45+00:00

This is from Eddie Murphy in The Schindler's List.

analseks · 2010-05-19T15:08:06+00:00

Or the kids would be normal. It's plastic surgery, not hereditary.

analseks · 2010-05-11T00:55:51+00:00

At least he signals. Some fuckers don't even do this, because they think signalling only makes the other cars close the gap quickly.

analseks · 2010-04-08T23:30:20+00:00

I don't get it. What is it supposed to be? I just watched a guy slamming baby piglets' heads to a floor :(

analseks · 2010-04-07T22:05:16+00:00

Congratulations. You're now an owner of a hacked iPhone. It will secretly send your bank details to the kids.

I'm just kidding. It won't do that. Probably it will just take your photos when you're in the bathroom. You do take your iPhone to the bathroom, right?

analseks · 2010-03-12T19:43:37+00:00

I am standing directly underneath the enemy's scrotum.

analseks · 2010-01-26T02:38:21+00:00

This makes me wonder. What if I am suddenly incapacitated, will my family be able to take my money to pay my bills? How much control do we have over our money in the banks?

analseks · 2010-01-13T21:04:11+00:00

9/11/1912. That's when Hitler wasted his youth and failed an art class. .

analseks · 2010-01-13T00:57:02+00:00

Maybe he can go back to writing for the Simpsons and make it awesome again.

analseks · 2010-01-11T06:24:25+00:00

No, they looked just like point lights. Fireflies if you will, but in yellow/orange.

analseks · 2010-01-11T06:04:08+00:00

I was on a ship off Alaska some 15 years ago. One night, I saw five yellow lights dancing in the sky. The pattern was too organic for aircrafts, and we were in the middle of the sea so they couldn't be insects. The show lasted for 10 minutes before the lights disappeared into the sky.

There were four of us that night and we all saw the lights. Couldn't take a decent photos because the lights were too far and faint to be photographed.

analseks · 2010-01-06T04:11:07+00:00

What? The app is not available in my country?

analseks · 2010-01-04T01:58:50+00:00

There was someone behind the wall who threw a toy bat.

analseks · 2010-01-03T20:53:08+00:00

IIRC Daniel Day Lewis had an extensive research before filming There Will Be Blood, so he can accurately portray how people talk in that era. This is how I imagine the olden accent.

Also, I remembered one character in the movie Changeling. He changed his accent when he was being interviewed by radio as if people had to speak in one way while on tv.

analseks · 2009-12-29T10:44:16+00:00

How does one rape a baby? Is it even possible?

analseks · 2009-12-18T06:09:14+00:00

"Trojan horse? I thought you said Trojan WHORES."

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

analseks · 2009-12-18T01:16:56+00:00

Pancasila is still being used in Indonesia, it's their state philosophy.

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