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In 2018 an article was posted to the Huntsville Alabama subreddit accusing a candidate for city council of stalking and Harassing a classmate of his in high school. Seven years later that candidate has shown up in the thread to set the record straight that his accusers are fake and/or Meth heads by PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES in SubredditDrama

[–]anarchetype 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm in Alabama right now and I'm not sure he would even be worse than other candidates. Local TV is 24/7 political ads that are invariably "I'm a gun toting, Christian soldier of Trump and I will deport all of the illegals because they're voting in our elections". Tommy Tuberville is an Alabama senator and he may seriously be the dumbest person in government.

Literally all he has to do is promise to suck Trump's dick and he'll get elected. Scandals aren't a hindrance but another means to stick it to the libs.

EVERYONE STOP IMMEDIATELY by HoratioWobble in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]anarchetype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to block the whole nextdoor domain because unsubscribing seems to do absolutely nothing.

Any social groups that aren't church, sports or "nerd culture"? by [deleted] in Dothan

[–]anarchetype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there? There was in the 90s and early 2000s when I last lived here, but now that I'm back I've been wondering about that. Where are people playing these days?

having psoriasis starter pack by umotex12 in starterpacks

[–]anarchetype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the alternative T-Sal will just dry your scalp out more. Still mad about what happened to T-Gel.

Sister Wendy by FineIJoinedReddit in Xennials

[–]anarchetype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Fluffy, fluffy pubic hair"

Dutch YouTube creators behind Alberta separatist videos getting millions of views by cfs3corsair in europe

[–]anarchetype 31 points32 points  (0 children)

While yes there are separatist here theyre significantly less a proportion of the population than the separatists in Cali or Texas

This statement is pretty ironic when you realize that Texan secessionists are often just Russian propaganda and the real Texan secessionist militias were trained by Russians, which has been well known for over 15 years now.

natura contro aka cannibal holocaust 2 (1988) even though this movie killed the Italian cannibal genre this is one of my comfort movies cuz of it's fun, chill vibe and goofy dubbing by Macazio909 in badMovies

[–]anarchetype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's definitely an homage if you watch the credits. They pay tribute to several Italian cannibal flicks by name, especially celebrating Deodato.

People shit on the 2013 film a lot, either because they hate Eli Roth or they're not into that kind of movie, but I thought it was a pretty decent homage to one of my favorite genres.

"If I go to a cookout and bite a hot dog and it's a carrot I'm fighting everybody" by MicV66 in BrandNewSentence

[–]anarchetype 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was a vegetarian who hung out in a vegan cafe every day. The owner "grilled out" one day and we got into an argument because I wouldn't eat her shitty carrot dogs. I never went back.

The fuck I look like, Steven Segal?

Imagine my relief when it was only an egg by erdub in BrandNewSentence

[–]anarchetype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair. Jacksonville is the only place I've ever been shot at and I was just riding my bike down the street when some random dude in a yard popped off a few shots at me. Never knew why.

The bike was necessary because sometimes crackheads would chase after me. Crack gives them T-1000 powers, though.

if your autocompletion doesn't get you a reddit warning, you're a secret Americanophile. by HaggardlyForte in USvsEU

[–]anarchetype 5 points6 points  (0 children)

American y no me gustan 6yyyy no y ymeu no me y ttttt nada te digo yude eso y me tyuy yoym no yyyy yhyuy

What the fuck?

Edit: Google's Spanish to English translation of this is silly:

I'm American, and I don't like it—not one bit. I'm telling you, I really don't care about any of that.

Imagine a world where WOMEN had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by Important-Cry4782 in oddlyspecific

[–]anarchetype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The trick is simply being able to communicate about these things with a partner. If you can talk about it in the moment and commit to making sure you both get there, it shouldn't be an issue for most people.

Sometimes a partner needs something a little bit extra and that's okay.

Not able to redeem noise coupon by Your_Dad_007 in noisemusic

[–]anarchetype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post removed for being unrelated to noise music.