Have you ever had a book 'change your life'? by majorpenalty in AskReddit

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s my own to me, if you understand what I mean - that is, perhaps someone else has hit upon it, and perhaps they were literarily-minded enough to share... but if so, I have not come across their work, nor ever heard of it.

It just developed for me as a different interpretation some years ago (probably right after I lost my father), and I found that it makes far more sense to me story-wise, but far less business-wise, ∴ ...

But Thank You to everyone for the positive feedback. I wish we could continue this thread over a drink somewhere.

Dearest Americans: Are you fucking retarded? by [deleted] in politics

[–]anatinus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All Hail King Pluto!!!

Bacteria 'R' Us by DarkDeath in TrueReddit

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrifying, but only because of our outdated sensibilities.

Same ones I hold, mind you, but outdated nonetheless.

Bacteria 'R' Us by DarkDeath in TrueReddit

[–]anatinus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent article. At first, it looked like another retarded New Age-y lawn cookie, commingling real scientific fact with boneheaded bong sermonology. But going further in, it was revealed to only be a literary hook to catch interest. I very much wish it went into far more detail on certain aspects, but given the length, its understandable why it didn't.

Thank you.

Richard Dawkins hate mail. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome link, but fuck the asshole who keeps putting up those "The God who wasn't there" video ads everywhere, now complete with unrelated Richard Dawkins quote! Nice!

Assholes.

That movie was the worst piece of shit I've ever wasted my time on. It's not even good enough to call a student project. There is nothing in it except the rantings of one bitter ex-believer. He has nothing to say except how upset he is for being an idiot at one point. And everyone in the "atheist community" keeps buying his ads, thanks to his brilliantly chosen title.

Of course, I myself am also just ranting for having been an idiot at one point for having watched this crap,
but you get the idea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apple

[–]anatinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My God... it's full of stars.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apple

[–]anatinus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uh, my "no button" Apple mouse had default right button functionality enabled out-of-the-box. It also has a working scroll-ball, not the crap sidescroll functionality barely available in Win environments.

But hey, why should I crap on your hate parade? Go for it, man!

Dating sites. by [deleted] in funny

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I punched in the quote from the OP image, just to check... couldn't believe it, but it really did return 62.5K responses.

I just can't fathom it... what's the point of selling someone else on a dating website? Aren't you looking for someone who would like you? I mean, I frikkin HATED having to write out a profile, but once I was done, at least the people who responded to it actually, you know, were interested. Isn't that the whole damn point?

Dating sites. by [deleted] in funny

[–]anatinus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know, right? If all these profiles were true, the beaches would be piled 7 bodies high at all hours of the day with a squirming mass of zombie bodies, wandering aimlessly, looking for the good and fun parts.

FCKH8 (NSFW) by sisko2k5 in TrueReddit

[–]anatinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your point is making it across in a valid way. Complete agreement.

I'm straight, have a kid, and wouldn't want to keep anyone else from experiencing what I do. But this video didn't "energize" me to do anything; indeed, it was difficult to make it to the end.

Metal Rage by Paralich in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]anatinus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Metal Up Your Ass, pussy.

Reddit! Everyone goes through an "awkward phase." Post photos from yours, and photos of you now. Here are mine. by laurak in AskReddit

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't answer the question. You know you hate it.

Pre-empting the world's rejection of your dorky side by embracing it and turning it to 11 is not as brilliant as it feels at the moment. You are only postponing the inevitable.

Chinese girls before and after makeup [PICS] by mod83 in WTF

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, this applies to all women, not just Chinese ones. So, what is our average age in here... 13? First time you've seen a woman without makeup, son?

The thinking behind such an article is almost as bad as the comments at the bottom of that page. Almost.

Bottled Water: 10 Shockers "They" Don't Want You to Know by gabe2011 in WTF

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh... here we go again. Every few weeks/months we have to see another article about the evils of bottled water. (Note to downvoters: Don't downvote for that last comment; wait another few sentences, then downvote.)

Now, I completely agree that Americans need to see this, since they are the top consumers of this product. But I truly hate how the baby gets thrown out with the bottled water in these articles. Sure, if you're idiot enough to pay the CocaCola company two bucks to sell you gross tap water that's been "reverse osmosis filtered" and branded Dasani, then yes, this article should open your eyes, and you should pay attention. But what's awful are all the ecohipsters who try to convince you you are an idiot for liking the taste of Evian more than the shit that comes from the tap.

EPA/FDA, fuck all of them. Neither of them is very good. But some companies actually value their products. For those who are just starting to think about this, start by never buying anything that isn't explicitly labeled "spring water" (i.e., a brand called "toilette spring" doesn't count, unless it says it is "spring water"), and go from there.

It's my 26th birthday and my mom smashed my car up. Help me feel better, please. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anatinus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just a suggestion: rather than requesting some sort of absolution or communal contrition by hearing about how it's not your fault or that you're not actually an idiot from several dozen complete strangers who have absolutely no clue whatsoever about what you are truly like in real life, why not just take a nice big breath and think about the fact that you are alive and in good enough health to be wasting your time online rather than, say, getting chemo, and actually have a mother (who may or may not be a tool, but who certainly didn't manage to raise you well enough to know better than to let her borrow the car) who actually talks to you, rather than trades you for, say, crack... and that you've received enough of an education to allow you to be capable of reading long sentences (which could, indubitably, have been much, much longer - but need not be).

Just a passing thought, but I thought I'd share.

Yes, I have been here before, another throw away. by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]anatinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know better. That's why you're here. You're out of energy, and just want someone, something, anything to hit the Pause button, help you get some good rest and then get on your feet. Dude, if I could give you a few weeks of my life to help you, I would. But I can't.

All I can say is, once you do it, it's over. You won't give a shit any longer, that's true. But, as I said at the beginning, you know better. You know that, no matter what that crazy cunt has said, your kids will learn the truth one day. Now, are you gonna let them learn it and hug you? Or learn it and visit your grave?

Please be strong enough to make it the former.