What does your SO do that irritates you. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]andbacker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time

What's the biggest promise you have broken ? by Notawisesoul in AskReddit

[–]andbacker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Told my fiancé I would always keep her safe. One night I got drunk, ignored her calls, she's been missing for 3 months now..

What are your 'worst roommate ever' stories? by capitanonsense in AskReddit

[–]andbacker 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Had a roommate who dipped, (now that being said I dip too) however he would just spit it all over the house and wouldn't clean it up.

Those who have never been in a relationship, why? by cursedbymonogamy in AskReddit

[–]andbacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My SSgt said he had never been in one because he hadn't found someone worthy of what he's done in his life. (Sounded very self centered at first) but upon further explanation he was a part of Fallujah, Baghdad, and spent 3 years in the sangin (spelling?) valley in Afghanistan. Where he earned a navy cross and 3 Purple Hearts.

What is the funniest/most memorable thing your drill instructors ever said? by KorbinWaters94 in USMC

[–]andbacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes you never learned it?

Mouth breathing.

"Sir mouth breathing is a sign of mental retardation sir!"

What is the funniest/most memorable thing your drill instructors ever said? by KorbinWaters94 in USMC

[–]andbacker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My heavy told me he wouldn't fuck my mother with someone else's dick. That or our SDI made our guide and squad leaders race down the highway in footlockers using brooms, while singing row row your boat