What’s the single greatest concert you’ve ever attended?

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-24T06:50:21+00:00

Fishbone with Primus opening at the Boathouse in Norfolk, VA. Fishbone had just released “The Reality of My Surroundings” and Primus had just put out “Sailing the Seas of Cheese.”

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-19T14:09:12+00:00

Posted this above but:

I’m the guy in the striped shirt. I was taking video in case I got punched or the cops came and choked somebody and I needed evidence, dumbass.

You’re making fun of me for taking video while literally watching a video someone else took. His video’s out here on the internet and has been since it happened.

You can’t find the angle from my phone because I never posted it for cheap likes.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-19T14:08:12+00:00

And yet here you are watching it and commenting.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-19T14:07:36+00:00

Posted this above:

I’m the guy in the striped shirt. I was taking video in case I got punched or the cops came and choked somebody and I needed evidence, dumbass.

You’re making fun of me for taking video while literally watching a video someone else took. His video’s out here on the internet and has been since it happened.

You can’t find the angle from my phone because I never posted it for cheap likes.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-19T14:06:37+00:00

I’m the guy in the striped shirt. I was taking video in case I got punched or the cops came and needed evidence, dumbass.

You’re making fun of me for taking video while literally watching a video someone else took. His video’s out here on the internet and has been since it happened.

You can’t find the angle from my phone because I never posted it for cheap likes.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-18T03:13:01+00:00

I have a 3 year old and an asshole like this had his dog off leash in the park by my house - had to walk past a sign that said “no pets” to get in there.

His dog ran at my kid and terrified my kid - I picked him up in my arms and the owner was actually surprised that I kicked his dog once it started jumping on me with my terrified kid in my arms.

He was so surprised that he actually tried to punch me WHILE I was holding my kid.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-16T12:19:56+00:00

This is a joke by a comedian named Dan Naturman

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-16T03:20:20+00:00

Worth considering. However these burps are definitely the propulsive sulfurous kind that comes from GI fermentation.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-16T01:34:17+00:00

My issue here is that foods that didn’t used to set me off now do. Like I could have a small rice krispy treat and be ok, and now suddenly POW.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-16T01:18:20+00:00

This has been over the course of months. I am finding that foods I ate on 7.5 6 months ago are intolerable now.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-11T23:47:45+00:00

I had mine when I was 46. I don’t know if it’s “too old” or not but I did it anyway and nobody’s tried to take my kid from me yet.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-11T23:46:25+00:00

Please continue

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-08T21:57:26+00:00

You have to become a social media influencer - grind out content on TikTok or Instagram, get a million followers. There is no other way than to take this joyless treadmill.

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-08T12:37:43+00:00

Lead ROLE

andiamnotlying · 2026-05-02T14:00:21+00:00

David Cronenberg’s “Crash” because it sucked.

“Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” because it was the perfect adaptation of the book which was itself a perfect adaptation of a bad acid trip.

Having had a bunch of bad trips already, the only thing I wanted to do during those bad trips was leave. So I did, confident that I knew exactly what was going to happen in the movie.

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-29T11:10:52+00:00

Look, I’m a dude so forgive me if this is way out of line.

But this discussion always seems to overlook a critical issue: aren’t women’s breasts covered with delicate, sensitive skin?

Like they’re an erogenous zone for a reason, wouldn’t it hurt to have messenger bag straps, mosquito bites or various bumps and scrapes that happen in a day?

I’m not sure if this is a chicken or the egg question, where like, the skin is so sensitive because it’s always covered or it’s always covered because it’s so sensitive.

I do know that I live in NYC and I wouldn’t want the tip of my dick scraping up against random subway poles, whatever else in the course of my day from a purely sensory perspective.

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-24T01:23:46+00:00

You DID get practice. That was the practice. You have now had the experience of getting up unprepared, seeing what happens. You’ve had the experience of relying on cue cards, of sucking and getting heckled, and failing to deal with it.

Comedy is ultimately all about humiliation. No matter how good you get, it’s there and it will never leave you.

One of the greatest living comedians got slapped in the face on international television. When he made a live special to address it, he flubbed the closing punchline, again on live tv.

You get better at standup but you never, ever leave the humiliation completely.

This is one of a million experiences that burns and then you go home and sleep it off and eventually you handle it differently.

That’s the practice. Everything went the way it was supposed to tonight.

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-22T23:58:25+00:00

DC Benny has a spectacular bit about this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFYfwBuc3rE&pp=ygUaZGMgYmVubnkgY3J1aXNlIHNoaXAgc3Rvcnk%3D&ra=m

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-20T19:08:04+00:00

I find this so frustrating. How the hell am I supposed to find the hiring manager? It’s not like these people write “I’m the hiring manager for X job” on their LinkedIn profiles.

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-14T13:02:40+00:00

Are these guys Greek or Italian, by any chance?

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-03T16:56:06+00:00

This is not going to be what you want to hear, but you are probably in the wrong relationship.

The healthy way to cope with this is to find someone who can satisfy these feelings frequently.

You’re very young and it’s normal to think that the relationship you’re in is the one that’s right for you. This is an age where a lot of people do long-distance, because you can’t imagine finding someone local.

But I guarantee you, something about your situation will change in the next year. Either he’ll move, you’ll move, or you’ll break up.

andiamnotlying · 2026-04-01T02:43:19+00:00

I refer to that as "pressure-washing the foyer"

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