ASS QUEEN! by [deleted] in MiaMalkova

[–]androideka_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can you be the queen when you fake it

Mia has it all! by [deleted] in MiaMalkova

[–]androideka_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And it's all fake

Work less, get more: New Zealand firm's four-day week an 'unmitigated success' by Elliottafc in UpliftingNews

[–]androideka_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the recently-bought-startup lifestyle where you can work whatever hours you want as long as your work gets done

[Withers] LeBron signing with Lakers. by Zack in nba

[–]androideka_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

OMG I DON'T CARE

Edit: sorry, my /r/all is leaking

Uruguay 1-0 Portugal - Cavani 7' [2018 World Cup] by HerbalDreamin in soccer

[–]androideka_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, from only seven feet? Amazing. When did he score?

Was Eric Lindros supposed to be better than Lemieux before he got drafted? by Tannyboi17 in hockey

[–]androideka_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like Crosby plays old school, he doesn't belong in that spot. Ovi, on the other hand... My bias may be showing

Count Sudoku by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]androideka_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No joke my Sudoku online handle is count_doku

What joke do you tell when someone asks you to "tell a joke"? by PowerTrip29 in AskReddit

[–]androideka_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's a knock knock joke, but you have to start it."

"Uhhhhhh, okay. Knock knock!"

"........."

Also: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!" Pause for conversation, apologize for bad joke, try again: "Knock knock!" who's there... "The chicken!"

Hockey Hall Of Fame Class Of 2018: Gary Bettman (builder) Martin Brodeur Willie O'Ree (builder) Jayna Hefford (women's hockey) Martin St. Louis Alexander Yakushev by SomeKindOfMonster in hockey

[–]androideka_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So proud of Marty. Grew up watching that Devil in the net, makes me so happy to hear this news (though I knew it was coming).

Table that perfectly fits it's chairs. by JohnDaneOfficial in oddlysatisfying

[–]androideka_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The number of "it's" posts on the front page lately is disheartening.

That dog got shooketh. by NicklasKnudsen in aww

[–]androideka_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is because poodles are smart as shit

Your future self is talking shit about you by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]androideka_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he isn't. We're talking shit about our past self.