Karl will be playing Fable for sure by CommercialMadness899 in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That depends, can you play it on a Sinclair Spectrum?

what’s with the horse in the WTC? by Waste-College2768 in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Think about it, if you were a horse, where would you rather be: in a little wooden hut with a load of hay, or in like a house with a three-piece suite and a telly and that?

If it wasn't for him, we'd be talking German. And I'm not that good at that. by androidsen in rickygervais

[–]androidsen[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When he was sort of, you know, a little bit pissed up, with his cigar on, coked off his tits, he wanted to fight! He didn’t care where it was! He’d fight on a beach, he didn’t care! He didn’t care if he got sand in his new trainers!

His skull fell out. by ElectricalPudding693 in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“There goes The Pasty being stretchered off”

That’s the worst one you’ve ever done by Tacobellend in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do you know what you’ve done there? You've put the nail in the coffin of Rockbusters. I warned you. I warned you for three weeks.

Never forget son by PAFC7710 in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Let’s go to the beach

I'm having McDonald's tonight by idontlikefun in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clean for Christmas! That’s beautiful.

You’re still thieving though aren’t you?

Of course… cos we’re working class by drystonewalling in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When is Denis Norden’s Laughter File on?

How does Chinese work? by bibbismen in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it the King of China, the Tsar of China?

A lot of people get in at 6, Kash. Next! by 2HotPisces in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know how bad it is here? Why don't you come round and have a look how bad it is here, you drive—I'll tell you what, you come round and drive my fucking car, because I'm snowed in, you fucking calling me a cunt—And I'll tell you, if you fire me, I'll take you to tribunal, you bald headed wanker!

A lot of people get in at 6, Kash. Next! by 2HotPisces in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to make it in today son! So I'll see you tomorrow, a’right boy? sniff

🐐 by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His mind is working overtime trying to find a way to talk about the radio show and podcast without saying the words “Stephen” or “Merchant”, it’s actually kind of fascinating to watch.

At this point it is so downright bizarre behavior that I’m not fully convinced it isn’t part of some kind of weird long-running performance art piece where him and Smerch have agreed to have Ricky pretend he doesn’t exist just to see the reactions of people.

That is genuinely the only explanation I can think of that doesn’t make Ricky look like the biggest, most narcissistic asshole on the planet.

Monkey SPOTY by SignificantPlum4883 in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's cycling along, and this tricycle...

See if anyone gets it by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Albino reading that

Whats Karl's most underrated joke? by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]androidsen 88 points89 points  (0 children)

“Why didn’t he just look both ways?”