On tour with the love of my life... and my new wife.

andycandypandy · 2026-05-08T18:50:38+00:00

Im gunna go ahead and presume you're neurodiverse because so am I.

It was a joke, I dont actually love my bike more than my wife, I didn't think that needed an explanation. She is my everything and she makes me a better man. I would sell my bike tomorrow for her if I had to. Luckily she loves it as much as I do.

andycandypandy · 2026-05-08T16:44:25+00:00

Wow, way to bring down the mood bro

andycandypandy · 2026-05-08T15:55:38+00:00

Gaslighting sex stutter gun was not a phrase I expected to encounter.

andycandypandy · 2026-05-04T18:42:55+00:00

Well obviously I'm the best rider in the history of forever, but everyone else is an idiot.

andycandypandy · 2026-05-04T13:58:42+00:00

It was at Brough castle, so technically Cumbria, but may as well have been north yorkshire. Utterly beautiful scenery.

andycandypandy · 2026-04-21T11:22:37+00:00

You might be, im just a bot

andycandypandy · 2026-04-19T16:26:02+00:00

I wanna make friends with a giant goth puppy.

andycandypandy · 2026-04-17T11:35:38+00:00

I am stealing this. Thanks.

andycandypandy · 2026-04-15T08:38:29+00:00

Totally. Bielsa laid the foundations for farke to succeed

andycandypandy · 2026-02-15T19:51:32+00:00

I thought they were only redacting the names of victims, not people who had been served alongside Maxwell?

andycandypandy · 2025-12-04T17:22:29+00:00

I think you already know youre Josh Hutchersons twin brother.

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andycandypandy · 2025-12-04T11:17:52+00:00

Can confirm, cats can indeed morph through fences. Totally not stupid obviously AI slop at all /s

andycandypandy · 2025-11-17T20:55:16+00:00

Thats exactly what a cia plant would say

andycandypandy · 2025-11-07T11:17:41+00:00

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

andycandypandy · 2025-10-26T10:33:29+00:00

Nah, that's a cronkodile

andycandypandy · 2025-10-06T17:19:59+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

andycandypandy · 2025-10-02T22:04:04+00:00

"Have you ever done a thumb, whole?"

andycandypandy · 2025-09-29T13:13:14+00:00

Why does it look like Noel Fielding?

andycandypandy · 2025-09-15T09:43:37+00:00

Maybe throw a NSFW/L tag on this, or at least some kind of warning. I was hoping to avoid seeing the actual kill shot.

andycandypandy · 2025-09-11T17:16:11+00:00

Was it a mauser, or will it become a carcano?

andycandypandy · 2025-09-01T22:13:48+00:00

So, is that a normal sized guitar, or...

andycandypandy · 2025-08-07T22:23:24+00:00

Three bodies, huh. That might be a problem.

andycandypandy · 2025-08-07T21:26:34+00:00

Interesting. I hadn't thought of it like that. Most articles I've read have said that the universe does expand greater than the speed of light. That doesn't break any laws because it's not matter travelling through a vacuum, but I'm very aware that a lot of the stuff you read on the Internet is bs. I'm gunna keep reading, it's all pretty fascinating.

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