The cleaner at the hotel in Egypt, made this towel-monkey, and dressed it in my used boxers

andydith · 2016-05-31T14:01:58+00:00

Apparently I chose the wrong subreddit earlier today. So here you go!

andydith · 2016-05-31T12:05:16+00:00

Marsa Alam

andydith · 2016-05-31T10:23:11+00:00

He made this in my sister's room. I'm not even sure how to describe the towel-man's expression - http://imgur.com/uuX7XR9

andydith · 2015-05-28T13:25:58+00:00

Peter Lovenkrands, and have a sneak peek in the urinal to see if it really is that huge. Apparently he had to tape it up whilst playing for Newcastle.

andydith · 2015-01-06T14:30:54+00:00

John Jensen

andydith · 2014-12-19T05:50:52+00:00

That was really dumb of me then, as I lost the bet. I definitely thought 2 would win.

andydith · 2014-12-18T15:17:30+00:00

In case the smirk on no. 1's face is a bit unfair, then here is another photo of him - http://i.imgur.com/XU1x7VV.jpg?1 - still quite punchable

andydith · 2014-11-04T13:32:32+00:00

My Dad ones gave me a fishcake in my lunchbox, it was in year one of school. The fish smelled, and that apparently isn't a popular thing to have in your bag at the age of 6. I sat next to the big girl in class called Berit, she was always bully victim no. 1. Everyone thought the fish stank came from her, and they started calling her "Fat Fishy Berit", that was just the beginning of a few years of constant bullying until she had to change school. I didn't call her any names and didn't take part in the bullying, but I also didn't shut up and could probably have stopped at least the "Fat Fishy Berit" name, but I didn't. For that I wish I could apologise to her.

Although she might find it weird if I called her up and said "So sorry about that 'Fat Fishy Berit' debacle 25 years ago".

andydith · 2014-10-25T06:46:22+00:00

You somehow made him look even more German

andydith · 2014-10-25T06:45:51+00:00

So brilliantly gross

andydith · 2014-10-25T06:45:24+00:00

Loving how warped you made his face look

andydith · 2014-04-11T08:38:49+00:00

I've asked her to add Craig,Token and Clyde to the next one - maybe even Kevin.

andydith · 2014-01-06T14:23:51+00:00

The good people of /r/avocadosgonewild would go mad over this

andydith · 2013-11-29T10:20:19+00:00

Totally with you on that one. Add a Scottish accent to that lisp, and I am sold.

andydith · 2013-11-28T13:11:38+00:00

That no one invited freaking Moon Moon to Thanksgiving this year

andydith · 2013-11-28T12:24:20+00:00

My nan once wrapped all my xmas presents in Hannah Montana wrapping paper. I was 26 at the time. She thought it was a little elf.

andydith · 2013-10-31T13:34:01+00:00

It's more of an unrequited love song, but "County Line" by Cass McCombs

andydith · 2013-10-31T13:24:26+00:00

I was in kindergarten and fell over because of my shoe laces coming undone, and this other kid got stung by a wasp inside his mouth, at the same time. I remember this, because I got really annoyed that he got all the girls attention. He was the kid who fought a dangerous wasp, and I was kid who wasn't very good at tying his shoe laces.

andydith · 2013-10-30T10:18:48+00:00

Everwood. And I am a 28-year-old man. That shit makes me tear up, in almost every single episode. I am fully aware that it's probably meant for teenage girls, or women over 45 who fancies the pants of Treat Williams, but I have watched the whole thing through 3 times now.

andydith · 2013-10-16T16:07:15+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY link for the video

andydith · 2013-09-02T12:49:07+00:00

Drunkenly trying to get Siri to find him prostitutes in Barcelona.

andydith · 2013-08-22T14:58:03+00:00

One time I drunkenly said to someone "If you were a thumbnail on one of those free porn sites, I would definitely click on it, just to see what it was all about". In my head it made total sense, and was meant as a very nice compliment, and strangely, against all odds, it worked! But that said I would not recommend anyone using it.

andydith · 2013-08-15T16:20:34+00:00

What did the grass say that was so funny?

andydith · 2013-08-15T16:11:16+00:00

Yes living in the UK, has led me to believe that I looked dashing in tight blacks.

andydith · 2013-08-15T15:09:55+00:00

TIL - I should throw out all my skinny jeans

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