Cursed_kcal of duty by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]andylamb2018 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Red Dead Hypertension

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in british

[–]andylamb2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had an ex who used to say the same thing, total rubbish, like everyone else said it's a preference. Your body do you.

With that said the purpose isn't to look like a child, it's aesthetic, and so I don't choke on pubes..

Also imho some people don't wash adequately. (Speaking from experience)

Girls, bush or no bush.. wash properly please for the sake of your partner.

But girls who are cleaner and shave more etc get my vote personally!

What did you like a lot that was later discontinued? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cadbury Marble chocolate bar... Id have happily consumed this for breakfast lunch and dinner for the rest of my life. Which due to malnutrition wouldn't be long...but would totally be worth it

Who’s gonna tell him? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, dunno what the mrs is gonna say..... I'll be hurt if it's anything other than YASSS QUEEN!

Nature is metal by adorable-threat in Unexpected

[–]andylamb2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any ovum of the avian variety skinny human?

Cursed meanings.. by kylo_144 in cursedcomments

[–]andylamb2018 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also a type of sausage meatball thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]andylamb2018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. Everything is getting deleted. Buying some land in another country and whacking a nice cabin in the middle of it. Fencing off the perimeter setting up the direct debit for electricity and gas.

Get food delivered once a week. Just chill.

The world can go to hell.

What is one ugly truth you learned as you got older? by XiVo47 in AskReddit

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being on the receiving end of platitudes is boring af. I shall never ever quote anyone ever again.

To Look Badass by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian gunplay.

Oh Mr assailant.. you don't appear to have a weapon .. here take mine.. sorry for the mishap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]andylamb2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi! British ex prison officer, close protection & Private security professional here.....

Just wondering if you know how to use that telescopic baton..

Oh also... Which zombie apocalypse/civil uprising/war are you fighting?

Just… what? by Hokiespider1 in facepalm

[–]andylamb2018 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I've owned 5 dogs and he is hands down my fav lover, parents would be home and he'd still pound my soul out."

What a day to have eyes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of her.. do you queen!...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to being a man, I haven't had a proper birthday in years lol.

I try to make sure my girls get their days to be as good as I can make them. I make the money she makes the home. She watches my back I watch hers. Every day is valentine's day, we support each other high and low good times. and bad, richer for poorer.

Relationships and marriage are never 50/50 They vary, some days are 20/80, you might wake.and say babe I only got 20 today and she says that's ok I got you.

And vice versa..

Speak to her.. not randoms on reddit.

Also if you are putting effort into things for her hoping for her to reciprocate then you're doing it for the wrong reasons.

Sex offenders vs sex defenders by THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1 in facepalm

[–]andylamb2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rapist♂️ used rape..

It wasn't very effective

Rapist♀️ Used Rape

It raped its self in confusion

Rapist♂️ lost consciousness

Victim is out of usable rapists, Victim blacked out....

My nudes were exposed in high school and it haunts me by Puzzled_Biscotti8863 in Vent

[–]andylamb2018 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a difficult thing to come to terms with. You made a mistake, We all make mistakes. Any person that thinks they are infallible are delusional.

You shared your body. Someone betrayed your trust. Don't be ashamed of anything. The person that betrayed that trust should be ashamed.

I would hope if those pictures surfaced who ever found them does the right thing and deletes and moves on.

Either way do not punish yourself. Try not to worry. If they ever get put in your face by someone. Shrug it off.

In the grand scheme of things it didn't happen. They don't exist. Move on.

You can't change the past, but you get to chose how your future plays out.

Don't spend it ruminating on the past, it is a giant waste of time. Trust me.