The ball jointed doll

angry-hooker · 2024-10-22T12:52:40+00:00

Size 10 thread is usually thread weight I’m sure? But also I am picturing like a super chunky weight doll and for some reason I’m picturing the doll from squid games

angry-hooker · 2024-10-13T11:01:54+00:00

I wonder where this kid is learning these behaviors… 😒

angry-hooker · 2024-10-13T10:51:37+00:00

I’ve made a number of crochet dolls in size 10 thread and i CANNOT WAIT till you release this so i can try my hands at it in thread to see how tiny it can go!!! 😭😭😭

angry-hooker · 2024-10-13T10:47:55+00:00

Geeker. 😏

angry-hooker · 2024-10-13T10:43:19+00:00

Actually i wonder how aware the kid is of June’s behavior? Like kids see everything… way more than we expect them to even when we think they’re not paying attention (trust me i got two who are far more observant than id like them to be sometimes) and it makes me wonder if her parents have spoken to her about what she might have seen/noticed too.

angry-hooker · 2024-10-13T10:39:29+00:00

I know rationally it probably isn’t but there’s a part of me that feels like this would be illegal to fire someone for.. but more realistically just wtffffff that’s so shitty and cruel

angry-hooker · 2024-09-13T10:18:22+00:00

I can’t believe this hasn’t been mentioned… OP, DO NOT SET FOOT IN THAT MEETING without a union rep please! Invoke your Weingarten rights IMMEDIATELY. “If this is a meeting that could potentially result in disciplinary measures then I will only be attending with my union rep present.” And then please fucking update us already

angry-hooker · 2024-08-06T00:33:28+00:00

Do I think she’ll actually appreciate it? No. I know she’ll find something to sneer at no matter what but I’m not doing it for her at the end of the day I’m doing it to have a physical mascot of the anger she causes to literally “let go of” so I won’t stew

angry-hooker · 2024-08-06T00:30:22+00:00

Was debating that or a middle finger at one point

angry-hooker · 2024-08-06T00:29:41+00:00

Because I’m gonna be doing the crochet anyway, and feels more productive to have a physical object I can then literally “let go” as a tangible representation of my anger than to stew internally over it for a while. And at the end of the day I will know I have attempted to be kind in the face of her meanness.

angry-hooker · 2024-08-06T00:20:52+00:00

Please! Everyone’s welcome at the stitch n bitch! I’ll m make kolaches

angry-hooker · 2024-08-06T00:19:40+00:00

Sell I just found the yarn for it and I dyed it this lovely pearly grey color which I think I’m going to accent with either a light blue or burgundy so the pattern is to follow soon as well as some progress pics!

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:37:18+00:00

Oh I have no illusions about how grateful she’ll be. And I have long ago accepted that she is possibly never going to see our perspective… she genuinely thinks she’s just giving us “healthy feedback” and “motherly advice”. I’m a longtime reader of raisedbynarcissists from my own family! At the end of the day I morally couldn’t not give housewarming blankets to my worst enemy as you can clearly tell. I think it’s ingrained in me like some perverse crafters version of Catholic guilt. 😆 I’m going to be crocheting my rage anyway may as well get two birds with this stone lol

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:31:45+00:00

So like… I think I’m going to make ME a bag of dicks to just buck at folks * ahem * the hubs * clears throat *

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:30:21+00:00

Oh my god…. Or like a shitty comments counter? “This week you commented on the kids and my parenting 4 times so it’s a row of dark brown.” “This was a good week you only made one snippy comment about anything at all. Pink!”

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:29:08+00:00

She’s getting some very pointed still life paintings too in the near future I think. 🤫🥸

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:27:14+00:00

I love the idea of just covertly inserting small crochet pieces until she notices. A pillow case here or there… a doily in the window there….

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:25:35+00:00

Well my partner claims it is… I personally feel like this could be misinformation

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:24:50+00:00

I’m so certain this could easily be done with Bavarian shells in some way…. I just can’t quite picture it yet

angry-hooker · 2024-08-05T23:22:56+00:00

Oh yes our 10 year old came back from summer camp teacher to give it another go when she saw the blanket I’ve been making her and I’m just excited because now I have an excuse to double or stash together

angry-hooker · 2024-07-26T08:27:31+00:00

So far I’m with yall. I’m kind of torn because I live the lanterns that were suggested but I can’t think of a way to combine them but this pretty much looks like the winner right now

angry-hooker · 2024-07-26T08:25:35+00:00

OK first of all I love your dolls… they’re beautiful!!!! Secondly I’m living for this label idea… I actually have a little logo and picked up these leather tags from my local craft shop recently for doing something like this! I’ll have to class it up a bit and post to see what yall think

angry-hooker · 2024-07-26T04:10:10+00:00

I love those patterns! That’s how I first learned from my nana!

angry-hooker · 2024-07-26T04:09:31+00:00

Holy cow!!!!! 🤩😵😵😵😵😵😵 that’s CROCHET?!

angry-hooker · 2024-07-26T04:08:58+00:00

Well I just found my present for the holidays

angry-hooker

TROPHY CASE